thinking about caleb saying "we should get out of here" and fjord AGAIN immediately jumping to the conclusion that caleb was hitting on him. this man is constantly wishful thinking. if caleb would just [i pummel him] that is all
caleb: sometimes you have to get a little crazy
fjord, laying next to him in bed: ... are you hitting on me? 😳
caleb: let's get out of here
fjord, more pleadingly this time: i'm down. listen i'm down but i need to know if you're actually hitting on me
caleb: 😗✌ ahahah
fjord: i want you to be my gay awakening so bad
caleb: i can't hear you over the sounds of making every interaction i have w every person as charged as possible
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