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alright now that I’ve sorta caught up w all my mentions: here is a thread of things that happened on my “night out” at the pub today
1) my flatmate and I arrived late ofc bc the bus was late grrr
2) I had four (4) pornstar martinis and got a bit tipsy but it was fun to loosen up for a bit (they were so yummy omg you don’t even know)
3) I almost fell down the stairs on my way back to our table from the bathroom but thankfully I managed to get ahold of myself before I did woop woop
4) my irl (W for those of you who even remember or care) told me I looked good and I awkwardly thanked him bc I think he likes me again and I don’t want him to ONG HES TECTING ME AS I WRYE THIS HELP
5) I spilled half of one of my drinks over myself bc my flatmate is very fidgety and kicked the table and yeah
6) turns out W is coming over on Wednesday and we’re making food again so I really hope he’s not taking this the wing way bc it’s 100% platonic on my end
7) I am also hanging out w my other irl F this week and that will be super cute, I love her that will be 10/10 can’t wait
8) after the pub closed at 10 (yummy gov regulations) we all went to W’s house and played jackbox it was SO MUCH FUN I wanna do it again
9) I almost won a game about being funny (won the first round) and then someone else took over so I came in 5th place out of 8 
but that’s ok it was still fun
but that’s ok it was still fun
10) my flatmate and I didn’t realize the bus was coming so soon so we had to BLAST out of the house to be able to catch it. we didn’t.
11) after running to try and reach the bus (which was parked at the stop) he saw us approaching and legit just left when we were right next to it??? he could’ve easily just let us in but no. fuck that driver grrr
12) no more busses were coming until like an hour, so we decided to walk, thankfully it’s only 15 mins but still, it was cold
13) my flatmate offered me his jacket, I declined, but that was so sweet of him
14) we talked the whole way home and it was lovely, kinda thankful the bus didn’t let us in??? we just had such a nice chat and yeah
15) he went on a whole rant about how fucking disgusting the culture where he’s from is in terms of sexual assault, he was so passionate and I’m so glad to live w him he has all the right values and I just feel safe walking and living w him and it’s wonderful
16) no like legit he was so mad just thinking about it. why can’t all men just be and think like him, he really deserves all the rights
17) anyways now I’m in my room and I’m gonna go grab smth to eat bc I’m starving so yesh
if you read through all of that....... thanks for caring I guess?? idek why I did that, felt the need to rant but my irl I usually rant about this stuff to (W) is on thin ice w me rn bc I don’t wanna lead him on so I cannot do that so Twitter it is 
