🐸 nct 127 but they’re smoking weed for the first time: a thread 🐸
mark
• has a panic attack
• scuttles away to hide in a dark corner
• takes 4 bags of chips w him and stress eats his way thru them
• (just stick w it buddy i really think it could help u)
haechan
• acts the exact same, except nothing he says makes sense
• steals a bag of chips from mark and immediately feels bad abt it
• does smoking weed give u a conscience?? he swears he’ll never do it again
taeyong
• awkwardly giggles the whole time
• thinks he’s less high than he clearly is
• makes doyoung take care of him and keeps whining abt how he wishes they were at the beach
johnny
• lies and says he’s smoked weed before
• coughs so hard he falls off the couch
• spends the next 2 hrs laying face down on the carpet
jaehyun
• also lies but sticks the landing (unlike johnny)
• manages to smoke just enough to be considered cool but not enough to look like an idiot
• suggests shotgunning but no one bites :((
jungwoo
• cries at the beauty of linoleum flooring
• [BASS BOOSTED] SOMEONE SPOON ME
• falls asleep 5 mins after he gets mark to spoon him in the corner
doyoung
• absolutely no desire to smoke weed
• he’s straight edge and wants to make sure taeyong is okay
• starts planning a beach trip even tho it’s the middle of october
taeil
• takes it like a champ
• immediately becomes the funniest person alive
• keeps telling everyone that he loves them ‘like seriously guys i just. love you all. so MUCH’
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