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"Fortunate Son" is playing before Trump's pandemic rally in Carson City, Nevada.
Trump: "I had 12 doctors around the bed, and every one was grabbing a different part of my body."
Is there a single person in the world who believes Trump will actually deliver on his promise to provide the expensive coronavirus drugs he took to everyone free of charge?
yikes
Trump mocks Biden for pledging to listen to scientists. Watch this clip and ask yourself if Trump was trying to kill Americans by infecting them with coronavirus, how would it sound different?
Huge "lock him up!" chants directed at Biden. Deplorable.
"The Bidens make crooked Hillary Clinton look like an absolute amateur, and she's pretty bad. And I do want to hear from law enforcement -- why aren't they looking at [Hillary's emails]? ... why aren't they looking at Omar? But the biggest of them all is Joe." -- Trump
I have no idea what's going on at the Trump rally rn
"I don't know why we wouldn't win California. We're playing it a little bit." -- Trump is currently trailing Biden by more than 30 points in California
"Do you ever stop w/ these forest fires? Can you ever stop? They gotta manage the forest. You know, they talk, it's all sorts of reasons. They gotta manage the forest. Manage it. It's called forest management...now they have a new thing, they're running out of water"- Trump on CA
"You know what they do? Millions of gallons of hour come down from the north. Pour down, pour down. They have so much water. But they route it into the Pacific Ocean, b/c they have a smelt, right? Is it a smelt? How's that for a memory, right? ... it's a little tiny fish" - Trump
Trump is back to whining about wimpy lib water pressure. It's an SNL cold open come to life.
"I won't talk about the fact that people have to flush their toilet 15 times. I will not talk about it. I'll only talk about showers and, okay, there are three things. I won't talk about it. This way they can't report it." -- Trump
"If somebody is making $10 million for blocking, or $25 million for throwing, and they say what a horrible country we're living, we can't do that" -- Trump is back to attacking uppity NFL players for not respecting the flag and the anthem
"The one I really want to do is Portland. That's gonna be so easy... we'd love to go in and do something big in Chicago" - Trump says he wants to send federal troops into various cities, then commends US Marshals for killing a murder suspect/antifa sympathizer
"The Christmas season will be canceled" -- Trump says Biden will cancel Christmas
"I like Hispanics. I like Hispanics. I like Hispanics Americans" -- Trump
"Hispanic Americans are great business people. I've known that for a long time. Sometimes they say they are too good. They are tough sometimes." -- Trump
Trump claims (falsely) that his crowds are "the biggest in the history of politics"
"Blood in the sand" -- drink!
Trump commends Jared Kushner for not having a weight problem and being skinny
Can anybody tell what the guy in the crowd yelled here as Trump talked about making a deal with Iran?
Trump short-circuits when he tries to read the word "might"
Trump short-circuits when he tries to read the word "transparency"
Trump really struggled to get through the end of his speech in Carson City
