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Let me set the scene. It was a couple of years ago and I’d met someone through the magical powers of a dating app. Things were going reasonably well. I had mentioned I’d wanted to go to TRNSMT but couldn’t justify the cost.
Anyway just a few weeks later, and before I’d even put out, he produces tickets and a hotel room 
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I’m thinking woo hoo! He’s a keeper.
I’m thinking woo hoo! He’s a keeper.
The festival is a couple months away. Our relationship progresses. We plan our fitter sleep over and in preparation I put on some sexy underwear to make sure he knows what I want to do https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
Damn first* sleepover
He comments that is the hottest thing he’s ever experienced. Genuinely confused I asked him to explain. Apparently me wearing sexy lingerie was more kinky than any woman before me had been.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Explodierender Kopf" aria-label="Emoji: Explodierender Kopf">
At this point I was concerned that I might actually terrify him! I’m a kinkier the better kinda gal https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
But I have TRNSMT to look forward to, so I keep my kinky under wraps...
Fast forward a few weeks.
Fast forward a few weeks.
He’s booked us into the Marriott. It’s a pretty swanky room. Everything is great! We go to the festival, drink far too much and then head back to our room.
I only packed a sexy little number, definitely not suited to comfy sleeping. I mean businesshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
I only packed a sexy little number, definitely not suited to comfy sleeping. I mean business
So we are getting down to it.... I tell him I want his face between my legs. He’s happy to oblige. Then he stops.
Why did you stop?
Why did you stop?
I can’t do this he says.
You’re doing great, I reassured him, I’m enjoying it.
No. This.
(My legs still over his shoulders)
Him: I’m sorry.
You’re doing great, I reassured him, I’m enjoying it.
No. This.
(My legs still over his shoulders)
Him: I’m sorry.
Then he starts crying https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Literally crying into my vagina! And that’s how that relationship ended. Followed by awkwardly sleeping in my sexy nightwear! Next to him.... and an equally awkward car journey the next dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
Literally crying into my vagina! And that’s how that relationship ended. Followed by awkwardly sleeping in my sexy nightwear! Next to him.... and an equally awkward car journey the next day
