hot take: renting a plantation for your wedding is like renting a magdalene laundry or residential school for your kid's birthday

what the whole fuck is wrong with you and why are you being allowed to do this

"haha it's so romantic"

like what are you going to do for your honeymoon, play 'sardines' in the ruins of auschwitz? what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

i know what's wrong with you actually so please don't respond

one of the few things that shakes my belief in the spirit world is the fact that white people who get married in plantations just continue to live their lives and don't start vomiting up whole bones or weeping ichor

"but they get divorces and" yeah that's just the hetero curse of marrying the idea of someone, people who get married in civil unions get the same thing, that's not a "waking up with lungs full of sea-water from the deaths of drowned enslaved peoples you trivialised" curse.

"living a long and comfortable live but being basically unfulfilled and unhappy cos you're a bad person" is also not the kind of curse that satisfies my inner gremlins.

what kind of bougie comfort is that, anyways? like that sounds BAD, to you? i am unfulfilled and POOR.

"yeah they're wealthy, but are they UNHAPPY?"

are they laying awake worried about how much put-up country food they'll lose if they can't pay their hydro bill? no? then they're as happy as they need to be, what the fuck

VOMITING PILES OF BLOODY BONES.