How to sabotage Adele's next era and make sure the album single flops: a thread for people who want POSITIONS to debut at #1.

Upon release, do not engage with the album in any manner. Do not buy, stream or post about it, not once. If you are brave enough to expose your ears to the noise, do it on Youtube and not on Spotify or Apple Music with your account logged out.

Tell all your friends that it’s the worst album you’ve ever heard. Explain the pain and torture you felt while listening to it and go in detail about how much of a traumatic experience it was for you. If necessary, cut an onion before so you can start to cry.

If you hear her songs on radios, IMMEDIATELY change the station so that the station notices a notable drop in listeners during the song. Additionally, call them and scream at them. Let them know that your car crashed while they played the song and that you’re demanding the money.

Go to your local hospital and tell them that you started experiencing heavy nausea symptoms after listening to the album. Inform the doctor that you think it might be the start of a second pandemic. You can also contact your government and do the same thing, they’ll ban it.

When the album drops, call @UNICEF and express your concerns about ongoing human rights violations on the album. Adele loves to include homophobic and racist lines in her songs so that shouldn’t be hard.

In addition, we can help take the album down from streaming services. You can file a report on the RIAA’s website (Report Privacy page). If enough people file reports, the album will be taken down for review - which will sabotage streaming numbers and sales.