I’m going to reread The Clique today, stay tuned as I spiral wondering what reading this book did to my brain in middle school. I’m on page 3 and already having a crisis because Massie’s dog is named Bean

for context, me in 8th grade reading about girls my age getting professional spray tans and wearing Chanel

we all knew Massie was a trump supporter but this is the proof

I’m halfway through. Two thoughts. 1) is this supposed to be satire? 2) I would definitely be more scared meeting Massie Block as an adult than I would have been in middle school

Okay also earlier in the book Massie’s crush’s horse was named Tricky but now it’s Trixie?!?!? Let’s get a copy editor over here asap please