Hungry man is an angry man....

On one Monday afternoon one "hungry" banker went to a restaurant in Ibadan for his lunch:

Banker: Sisi mi, What do you have today?

Waiter: Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, pounded yam, Ofada Rice, White Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Ewa Agayin, Moin-Moin, Eba,

egusi ,Asaro, Obe Ata and others.

Banker: Okay... bring a plate of Ewedu and Gbegiri with pounded yam, put 2 correct ogufe, 1 cow leg, 2 ponmo, 2 abodi, 1 roundabout and pack 2 Ofada Rice with fresh beef and Obe Ata takeaway....

Waiter.... How do you want the ewedu?

Do you want it on top or in another plate?

Banker... Put it on top and spread the Amala well well.

Waiter..... Sir, What about the takeaway?

Banker....... Same thing, pack it together in one nice plate.

Waiter..... Will you like pure water or bottled water?

Banker ..... Bottled water.

Waiter....... Cold one or room temperature?

Banker...... Chilled bottle of water I want.

Waiter: Oga Sorry Sa, our food don finish now. I never know at all. Ema bi nu ooo.

Banker: (Boiling with anger!) Why did you tell me that long menu? And all the JAMB questions you've been asking me? You've been wasting my time since.

Waiter: (smiling) Oga Sa, Shebi when I come to your bank ATM; after asking me for English or Yoruba, withdraw or check balance,

PIN, savings or current, amount, print receipt, no receipt and other Katikati kweshon, your ATM go come tell me say, *Temporarily Unable To Dispense Cash*

Shebi now you know how the matter dey take pain person for body as we dey try collect money from your Yahoo-Yahoo ATM

machine. Only God can judge all Naija bankers. The score board is now 1-1. That's draw. Pass the message to your fellow bankers. See you later Sir.
E ma bi nu ooo.
@faisalbabadudu @tenithetailor

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