Me: am I not worth to love

Someone new: Salam perkenalan...

Me:
Me: I just want to be appreciated & treated right

Someone new: Awak dah ada rumah kan? Senang lah nanti kita kahwin.

Me:
Me: I’m ready to date, seriously

Someone new: Kan online class semua, tak belajar, bagi je lah homework. You busy apa dari pagi?

Me:
Me: Corrected dateline to deadline cause that’s what teachers do, no?

Someone new: Yelah, you kan belajar tinggi. I ni mana reti english. Kerja pun kuli je.

Me:
Me: I just want to have a permanent coffee date-partner, enjoying all iced mocha that we can find

Someone new: Iced mocha is not real coffee. Starbucks is lame too.

Me:
Me: I probably need to lower down my expectations.

Someone new: Pick you up? Rumah you kan jauh. You datang sini lah ok?

Me:
Me: Maybe I should give this person a chance.

Someone new: Can do separate bill? *asks the waiter

Me:
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