I’ll have a nibble at @chris_sutton73’s ‘Celtic Reserve’ tweet. This is a guy who took great delight in Celtic smashing very poor Rangers results under Warburton with Kiernan, Holt, Senderos, Forrester, McKay etc in our team. He said the Rangers job was too big for Warbs.

Pedro arrived and he hounded him for being, lets face it, foreign. He took the utter cunt out him and reveled in delight at just how bad we were under him. Famous question from Chris to Pedro was ‘how many Celtic players would get in Rangers starting 11’.

Gerrard arrives and he famously said ‘Gerrard is morphing into Pedro Caixinha’ after an iffy start domestically. After our first OF victory in 10 years he said ‘well done Rangers for winning the league in December’. Could Caixinha beat Celtic, Chris?

Rodgers leaves and Chris isn’t happy. His mate Lennon gets the job and Chris is then on his best behaviour. A 2-1 defeat at Parkhead all but secures ‘8 in a row’ and Chris defends Scott Browns ‘celebrations’. We will come back to ‘celebrations’ in a minute.

So Rangers beat Celtic 2-1 at Parkhead. First time in 10 years. Gerrard goes tonto. Kent does the . Sutton is FUMING. Calls it embarrassing. Celebrations Chris? You said this, beating Braga and recently Galatasaray were over celebrated and embarrassing...

Celtic beat Lazio away in Rome. Last minute winner. Who had a big massive orgasm? Who embarrssed themselves then? Your wee mate Lenny do you proud Chris?

Oh Ryan Kent was mentioned. Ryan Kent. Ahh. What did you say when his loan was finished? Ahh, thats it. ‘Celtic should sign Ryan Kent’. What was your reaction when Rangers signed him? I remember! ‘This reeks of DESPERATION’. Got it.

Ok we did bottle last year. We didn’t lose the league exactly, Celtic were awarded it, but that was down to Rangers allowing Celtic to get into that position. Fast forward to October 2020...

Chris, who isn’t a Celtic puppet remember, congratulates Rangers for beating Celtic Reserves. Celtic Reserves eh? A team full of internationals. Transfer fees reaching well above £30M. Chris I have one simple question for you mate...

How many Celtic players would get into the Rangers team?

Thanks.