Thread by @JMarple4, I'm a Spanish person who self identifies as a Swiss.I have no [...]

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JMarple4

I'm a Spanish person who self identifies as a Swiss.
I have no idea what feeling like a Swiss means.
I don't speak well any of the official languages.
I can't cook any of their national dishes.
I visit friends without making previous appointments.

I hang my laundry out to dry on a Sunday.
I don't work in banking.
I don't particularly like chocolate. Or cheese.
I don't own a cuckoo clock.

But.
I want a Swiss passport.
I don't want to learn German.

So, I'm self id'ing as Swiss.
Bite me.

Thanks for helping me find my true self

https://twitter.com/artistofpeeps/status/1317769871711752194

https://twitter.com/artistofpeeps/status/1317769871711752194

Remember, people
#transwissrightsarehumanrights

I've been out for a walk in the Swiss forest and greeted everything that moved with a confident and proud Grüezi.
Where is my

passport, @swiss_un ?

#transswissrightsarehumanrights

I suffer from nationality dysphoria.
I was born Spanish but I feel Swiss. I demand that you all talk to me in German, French, Italian or Romansh.
If you refuse, you are murdering me, and I so want to live...in CH
Where is my

passport, @swiss_un?
#transswissrightsarehumanrights

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