i am going to start a rabbit jongdok thread because i am h*rny and have no rights
(sadly as much as i love dokhyuk i do not believe kdj would survive with yjh in heat)

yjh has been raising a rabbit for three years. He’d picked it up at the local rabbit shelter on a whim when it

was still a few weeks old, while he was still starting off as a professional gamer. Everyone knows he has a pet rabbit that he’s dedicated his life purpose to. His barren social media is filled with the occasional pet photos. He buys expensive shit for his pet. Etc etc.

(kdj as a rabbit: i’m not too familiar with breeds but maybe a polish? a dwarf? Not too big— about as big as a small watermelon in loaf form. White with splotches of black on his face and back, and occasional brown colouring beneath the spots. Black ears. Very small. Very cute.)

(Bonus: yjh as a black lionhead/lop. Huge bunbun. Grumpy. Loves fresh vegetables and always gets his mouth stained green with mulch while eating. Will I make an alternative thread with bunny yjh? maybe)

Anyways he loves his bunbun and cleans up after him every day, including picking up his excrement and occasionally bringing him to checkups. Nothing wrong with that. Though one thing does strike him as strange and that is his rabbit has never gone into heat before,

not once in his 3 years of life. Yjh hasn’t neutered him yet for Reasons and he just forgot because no complications ever arose from not neutering his bun.

One day he comes home to find his apartment completely trashed.

He doesn’t have much in his living room (aside from the huge rabbit enclosure + cage) but he can see that Stuff has been knocked off every available surface. The sofa has been wrecked by something sharp. The floor is marred with claw marks. The cage, he immediately thinks,

logically deducing that someone had broke into his house. There’s nothing unbroken in the enclosure. The fences are bent and the cage has been tampered with very badly. The windows are shut though, the front door showing no signs of a break-in. Throat stuck with panic and

concern, he hears a scraping noise from his bedroom. The bedroom door has been clumsily opened. He swallows his anger, bares his fists, and ventures in.

There is a man naked on his bed.

Naked isn’t the main problem here. The man is obviously on his knees humping the bed— or was it yjh’s sheets that he was humping?? His toes are clawing into the mattress, face buried in one of the pillows, back faced towards yjh. Lewd sounds are coming, muffled, from the bed.

yjh doesn’t move. He sees a lump of fur right below the man’s spine, above the salacious cleft of his ass. A buttplug? He readies himself to beat the shit out of the intruder. The man notices yjh’s prescence and the moans cease. He raises himself from the pillow, eyes teary,

and makes no attempt to cover up his very bare chest as he turns. They make eye contact.

“Yoo Jonghyuk...?”

Yjh tenses up, suspicious. The man seems to realise that he’s said something wrong and purses his lips. On his head are two black rabbit ears that swivel towards

yjh’s direction. The door handle is going to break at any moment under yjh’s monstrously strong grip.

The man shuffles backwards and as an afterthought, draws yjh’s covers up to his chin as if that would undo his past grievance of jerking off to yjh’s bedsheets. His ears flick.

He tries to hide the scarlet flush on his cheeks. “If you would give me a minute to explain who and what I am,” he pleads.

“You have ten seconds.”

“I’m your pet rabbit.” Yjh scowls and the man quickly throws his covers off to show off the black tuft above his ass.

“You call me Dumpling. Momi hay at the bottom left corner of the cage. You come home at 8 every day and play with your rabbit until 11. In the mornings you feed me before going to work. You picked me up at the shelter three years ago because your sister begged you to.”

Yjh is not convinced. “I’ll give you another 5 seconds to convince me why you’re not a stalker.”

He takes a step forward. The man quickly adds.

“You haven’t neutered me yet because you want me to give you rabbit babies in the future.”

Both of them fall silent. Yjh stares at the man, who is again worming into yjh's sheets and pulling them up to his nose. Yjh coughs and decides to put off the aggressiveness for now.

"You mentioned I call you Dumpling. Implying that you have a different name."

"It's Kim Dokja." He says through the duvet. "Though you can call me Dumpling if you want. I don't mind."

"...Kim Dokja." Yjh repeats. "I'm still not convinced you're Dumpling."

"I can show you?" Kdj wriggles out from his makeshift burrow. "If you'll give me some time..."

The covers are completely off. Yjh believes that kdj is his Dumpling now-- at least partly. The colouring of his ears, tail and the curls above his crotch are the same as his precious rabbit's. His cock is still erect, yjh notices, unhampered by his nervous spiel. His feet

have tufts around the ankles and between the toes too, and his nails are more close to a rabbit's than a humans. Kdj crawls over to yjh and makes him close his eyes. The next thing yjh knows, his rabbit is scrabbling for purchase in his embrace again, kicking against his chest

and squirming in his arms. It takes a herculean amount of effort not to drop Dumpling onto the floor with how much he's struggling. He holds the rabbit up to eye level for closer inspection and suddenly Dumpling twists himself out of yjh's grip. Instead of the telltale thump

of a small animal falling onto the floor, kdj is panting heavily, half-draped off the side of his bed. His skin is a brilliant shade of pink, his body drenched in sweat and shivering despite the heat. Yjh shakes his head in disbelief. Kdj groans, burying his head into

the closest item beside him; yjh's discarded, unwashed clothes that he didn't bother to put in the laundry yesterday. His leg twitches as he does so, as a rabbit would when it was agitated. Drool soaks into yjh's shirt. Yjh watches with a rare loss for what to do next.

(fun facts about rabbits because i will continue this thread later maybe and in between please have these:)
-they can get pregnant while already pregnant (superfoetation)
-gestation period is around 30 days
-a doe (female bunbun) can have up to 60 kits per year!
-...don't kill me