i've already watched the first 4 seasons, but I barely remember anything from this show so it's gonna be like watching for the first time.
season 1 of this show is so damn good.
wait I forgot is emma a bounty hunter??
snowing are that type of couple that I only ship simply bc they’ve been together since the beginning of the show and there’s no one else for them and it’s only right for them to be together.
do yall refer to the characters as their storybook names or their regular names?
it’s the way I find blonde haired men ugly as fuck, but charming can get it.
doesn’t henry like despise regina?
havent the characters noticed that they're not aging???
hm i find it interesting that the kid gave snow a pear and not the conventional apple. i think that was deliberate.
snow thinking she can wake charming with a kiss like he woke her, but it doesn't work. WHERE ARE THE TISSUES, I NEED TISSUES.
emma asking regina if she loves henry bc she can tell when people are lying, and emma's face after she asked the question shows that she thinks regina is lying, but regina does love henry. so what's that about???
rumple is just so creepy.
nooooo regina really put the gnome that laughed at her in her garden as decoration, why is that so funny asdfghgfds
so i guess the curse also stops everyone from questioning anything, that's the only logical explanation.
i'm pretty sure it's illegal to give some random woman a file about a child in therapy. we know that emma is henry's birth mother, but everyone else only just met her and suddenly believed she was with no proof asdfgh
okay nvm is was a ploy that regina planned.
don’t yell at me but emma and fifty shades of grey dude have chemistry

henry really doesn’t give a shit about anything regina says afshdjdkf
these extreme close-ups on everyone's faces is really annoying.
doesnt regina carve out her father's heart or some shit asdfghj
REGINA REALLY DID KILL HER OWN FATHER.
snow hitting charming in the face with a rock idk but that's flavour.
i love the reversal of charming being in the coma and snow saving him this time.
snow and charming serving memory loss storyline asdfghlkj
i love that snow and charming start off as "enemies" in this version. it's just a serve.
snow using the fairy dust she was saving for regina on the trolls to save charming asdfghgfds
omg snow still has the ring.
CINDERELLA BACKSTORY
so cinderella didnt even read what she was signing????
wait so has cinderella been pregnant for 28 years asdfghjk
rumple wanting to know the names of peoples unborn babies in exchange for a deal reminds me of the yellow eyed demon from supernatural.
i swear every character on this show has made a deal with rumple at some point.
WAIT THAT WASNT CHARMING ASDRFTYHUJ
emma stop discouraging snow from cheating, it's okay. she's allowed to cheat with a married man.
no one:
rumple: LETS MAKE A DEAL.
rumple: LETS MAKE A DEAL.
why would charming ask snow to meet him at a place he doesn't know how to find asdfglk
not charming having snow meet him in the middle of nowhere and then telling her that he can't be with her bc of some damn windmill his saw.
fifty shades of grey dude is remembering.
wait regina is snow's step mother????
the most annoying thing about villains is how they're always like "i want to prolong the suffering of the hero before I kill them" like that is always how the hero wins.
I find fifty shades of grey dude more attractive in this than in fifty shades of grey.
no one:
rumple:
rumple:
uhhhh this is sooooo bad. graham is pretty much forced into sleeping with regina bc she's controlling him. there's a word for this....
well fuck regina killed graham just as he started to remember everything.
so is regina like the queen of hearts bc she takes everyone's hearts???
I can’t wait for hook to arrive so I can talk about how much I love men wearing eyeliner.
i keep changing the font sizes of the captions bc i'm very particular about this.
me feeling bad for rumple right now, look away.
rumple’s villain origin story is better than regina’s villain origin story.