Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade.
Upon arrival, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the bakeres have lefte a box wyth the items he orderid.
"What ys yn the box?" asketh Paul Atreides.
"Pain."

Aftir readinge thys, plese Bene GesseRT

Dune where ys my car?

Everye tyme somebodye doth not understande thys Middel Englisshe Dune joke it doth reallye... sting.

RT to be in the Dune where it happens

All the people RT-ing thys are part of the Lands-RAD.

Seeinge so manye people react to Dune jokes doth make me GIEIDI. (Prime)

Ys ther a #bakingtwitter that kan get on thys?

The likes must flow

Everyebodye retweetinge thys Dune joke experiencinge a Toto eclipse of the heart

The best Dune song ys Arrakis from a Rose