I waited on Kirstie Alley back when she was the Jenny Craig lady. She tipped 20%, never made eye contact, and quietly asked me to discreetly bring her a coffee cup full of hot fudge, which I watched her eat WITH A SPOON, and no one can EVER take that precious memory away from me.
😂😂😂 Let me tell you, I tweeted this last night on the train home from a pretty rough bartending shift in NYC, and y’all have been making me LOLOLOL all night/morning! ♥️♥️♥️ I’m gonna mute now, but just in case @jenniegarth wants to make up for stiffing me 13 years ago... 🤟😉
Wait I’m unmuting this bc some of you are funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Lololollllll I hope all you weasels who tagged her are happy 😂😂😂😂😂
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