A thread about my friends aged 30-35, and what you can tell about them based on the cars they drive.

Honda Fit - Lebyder. Only drinks black label or stout. This guy likes lilalavuka at places where they sell quarts only. Ea Rona, Two Sisters, Easy by Night, etc are his places. The car is a mobile tarven, you can smoke and drink in it. Attended Fokothi/Leloaleng/TTI.

Demio/Vits - The Gunman. Works at LMPS, LDF, LCS. Goes to groove with a gun. Always fighting at grooves. He is the starring of the local tarven. He even initiated mokhatlo oa tarveneng. Only listens to seakhi music. Usually from Mafeteng.

Elgrand/Noah - The loyal supporter. This guy is a loyal supporter of a local team or political party. Likes it when ppl contribute for fuel and booze and traveling to another district for a game or rally. Always playing political songs. Works at govt bcoz a tseba ho haila.

Golf 1-7. Fuck boy primary level. Has a girl in every hood. Likes Ma2000. Attends every event in town. Always sneaking in bevs at groove. A very good dancer, o koala licircle. Has latest music. He has a very good and positive vibe. I like hanging out with this guy.

Single cab - Ghetto Hustler. Owns a tarven, offsales, butchery, supermarket, carwash etc. Low key rich. Apparently he has a big house somewhere and nobody knows. Very stingy with money. Drinks from his van at his businesses. One man mission. Mofe Cheri u tla nts'a chelete.

BMW 3 series. Fuck boy secondary level. Has a good job at govt, private sector or parastatal. Has large social media followership. Has has hammered half the girls on the TL. Social media comedy and football twitter. Attends events tsa Maseru. Drinks gin. Konkosi. Nice watch.

Audi A4/Corolla - The family guy. Has a wife and two kids. Has a house at Masowe. Likes to host braais at his house. Drinks at a local tarven le baahisane. Is currently studying postgrad. Never available for social gatherings. My wife's this, my wife that...kinda person.

Fortuner - CEO's pet. Got his masters at age 22. He is a Director spaneng. Shitty boss. Won't approve your leave days. Mpimpi ea spaneng. Everybody hates him spaneng. Teaches at NUL part time. U fereha mastudent empa ba mopheshisa bcoz he thinks the car will do the talking.

4*4 Double Cab - Mr Big Ego. Works at parastatals. Regular at grooves drinking whiskey. Thinks the big car makes him the man. Talks low on women. Very arrogant. Always with a circle of other arrogant gents like him and criticising pple clothes and style at groove. O tshaba limeli

Mercedes C class - Fuck boy senior level. Doesn't drink but likes groove. Likes gym and lifestyle magazines. Very stylish. Nice suits. Fuckboy haircut. Konkosi. This is the guy who hammers your girl/wife at work. He has hammered the entire office without anyone realising.

Toyota club cab - The Tenderprenuer. Has a construction tender Thaba Tseka. Always talking big money figures. Always promising ppl jobs at groove. Always talks about waiting for ministry to pay his cheque for work completed, when it's his time to get a round.

Chev Cruze. The Miner. Works at local mines. O rata ho tuma ka ho reka joala. Lalavuka tsa hara beke. Ke sebetsa Thabeng. Likes sit-in parties where he buys too much bevs unnecessarily. Mosali u ntse a mo batla; ha e sale a fihla ho tsoa Thabane, eaba oa nyemela for 2 days.

My father was rich - Lehipi la Kasi. Mrepa. Used to be a cheeseboi before parents retired. U kene high school Mzansi le tertiary Kae Kae mo a sa qetang lengolo. Smokes good weed. Positive vibes. Plays nice music. Good fellow to hang out with who just lacks vision.

SUVs. Church Boy. Married to a church girl and they have church kids. Social media motivational speaker. Fronts like all is good while it is not. Also, we all know that he has a loyal side chick who respects the marriage and the wife.

VW Beetle/Mini Cooper - Ben10. Monna ke tlou, u ja ka mokali. Lives with an "older" girlfriend but unemployed. The car belong to the girlfriend. He drops her at work and hustles the whole day and picks her in the evening. Sells avon products and arthur ford.

End of thread. Like I said. It is based on my squad. Majita aka.