The male sex is very interesting, with all it's "ups" and "downs." Hehe, no pun intended...It's surely something that is not appreciated enough, in my opinion.

I would like to share my favorite things about the male sex in all it's glory.

First off, I would like to start with the hands. A man's hands is important, to me at least. The rough texture shows how much he has been working himself, and I surely own him my debt for that. The size of a male's hand shows just how much it needs to strike an individual down.

A male's abdomen is quite lovely. When glistening with sweat, it's guaranteed to be an amazing and tantalizing sight to see.

A man's lips are important, too. They look very soft, and welcoming. Perfect for a kiss after work, maybe. (Just make sure to apply chapstick.) His beard can be very, very fun to play around with and touch, too. A man's face will determine his personality.

A man's voice can be an important factor, too. It is for me. Any voice is good, but if ya sound wimpy, you need to step it up, man!! Get some firmness into that voice!

That is all for now, as I will add more to this day by day, until I run out of things to say.

The male sex is truly amazing. I cannot describe how much effort was put into sculpting a masterpiece. I feel honored to be created from Adam's rib. [wipes tear]

I am not going crazy. Maybe. Shut up.