BIRTHDAY STORYTIME: The time I crashed my friend's Disney Honeymoon and almost got airlifted out.

Things you need to know my college room mates if note:

Jersey Julie
Boston Brittany
Chester Tre

All of these women CHOSE to live w/ me two years in a row so in a way, this is their own fault

This is about 'Chester Tre' aka Theresa from Rochester. Chemistry major/ Scientist like Brittany.

Was 1 of her bridesmaids. She's a beloved freind.

But as mentioned before EYE was INVITED to the honeymoon for those fixin to get ATTITUDE

She said come the full week at Disney World but KNOWING how fast her new husband would get third wheeled, I decided to come the last day.

Reasonable right?

NO. not reasonable. A warning before we continue. This 24 hrs involved dueling pianos, food allergies, razors, a helicopter, **An ACTUAL Guardian of the Galaxy*** and BoJack Horseman.

Can't make this up #Florida

The thing about Disney: They will NOT let you die. Especially of food allergies.

Thing about me: I have 1,000 allergies. Should live in a Bubble.

PAUSE. Birthday tings