BIRTHDAY STORYTIME: The time I crashed my friend& #39;s Disney Honeymoon and almost got airlifted out. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚑" title="Rettungswagen" aria-label="Emoji: Rettungswagen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏾‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">

Things you need to know my college room mates if note:

Jersey Julie
Boston Brittany
Chester Tre

All of these women CHOSE to live w/ me two years in a row so in a way, this is their own fault https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

This is about & #39;Chester Tre& #39; aka Theresa from Rochester. Chemistry major/ Scientist like Brittany.

Was 1 of her bridesmaids. She& #39;s a beloved freind.

But as mentioned before EYE was INVITED to the honeymoon for those fixin to get ATTITUDE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

She said come the full week at Disney World but KNOWING how fast her new husband would get third wheeled, I decided to come the last day.

Reasonable right?

NO. not reasonable. A warning before we continue. This 24 hrs involved dueling pianos, food allergies, razors, a helicopter, **An ACTUAL Guardian of the Galaxy*** and BoJack Horseman.

Can& #39;t make this up #Florida

The thing about Disney: They will NOT let you die. Especially of food allergies.

Thing about me: I have 1,000 allergies. Should live in a Bubble. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

PAUSE. Birthday tings