what your favorite genshin impact character says about you!: the thread nobody needed
(NOTE: this is meant to be taken as a joke)

lumine + aether
- hello protag lover, how’s that hero complex you’re developing?
- you like having a character to project onto
- you chose whoever you thought was prettier
- your relationship with your sibling is either good or bad
- you either love or hate paimon

amber
- you’re wlw/nblw
- your favorite animal is probably a rabbit
- you wanted to be a firebender as a kid
- you’re a super sweet friend!
- you give the best hugs, i just know you do

kaeya
- hello lgbt+ community
- you have a thing for men with eye injuries (ex. zuko from avatar, hua cheng from heaven’s official blessing, etc.)
- you go when he says “don’t get frostbite”
- big titty, yes please
- you have great taste and i would like to be your pal

lisa
- heh, nerd, i bet you read fantasy books as a kid
- you’re either wlw/nblw or a dudebro
- big titty pt. 2
- the line about “wet enemies” gave you whiplash
- witch tiktok perhaps?

jean
- hello lgbt+ community: the sequel
- booby? booby
- you probably say “i’m baby”
- you really like it when women are in power
- you’re a cosplayer

diluc
- hello man kisser
- you’re probably a top
- you have a thing for men who are mean, but have some kind of tragic backstory so you feel bad for them
- your favorite hxh character was kurapika
- you’re goth/punk

venti
- you’re mlm/nblm
- hey did you by any chance kin kokichi ouma? hanako?
- you either love or hate his god outfit
- you like twinkish characters a lot
- you played DnD once or you want to

barbara
- you’re into idol games
- you probably listen to or tried to listen to kpop
- sanrio aesthetic, i see you
- you either love or kin sailor moon
- you want to dress in lolita fashion

noelle
- you’re nblw/wlw
- she’s probably the first one you did a gacha for huh?
- motherly instincts
- you can cook!
- you either want or own a maid dress

razor
- you definitely had a warrior cats phase, don’t lie to me
- was your fave animal a wolf growing up?
- you’re either a furry or a furry in denial
- you keep everyone at an arm’s length
- you probably just want a hug sometimes

xiangling
- you really love all kinds of food
- you’re very passionate about what you love
- you like to listen music when you study
- you love taste testing your own cooking to perfect it
- you collect stuffed animals

fischl
- stop listening nobody by mitski when you’re sad
- you definitely had an edgy oc
- goth lolita or just straight up goth fashion
- you talk to animals
- you probably have a hard time opening up, and that’s okay

klee
- kidcore
- you’re either the sweetest person in your friend group or... you’re really weird..... (please be the first one i’m begging)
- you like using kaomojis
- you either go to bed early or late as hell
- you have a comfort blanket/stuffed animal

bennett
- you’re a klutz
- you use :-) and :-D a lot
- you have the personality of a yellow lab
- i feel like you really like hugging people

sucrose
- your favorite subject in school is/was science (any type works)
- bookworm lol
- once you find an interest you enjoy, you’ll never shut up about it
- you like to analyze people
- you’re gonna get an existential crisis please relax

mona
- you practice witchcraft or want to
- your favorite mlp character was twilight sparkle
- you can probably name a few constellations
- you’re honest to a fault
- stop staying up until 4 am on school nights, you need to sleep

ningguang
- you’re wlw/nblw
- you’re one of those people who say “step on me” to any hot lady
- you would spare her in the class war
- sisterly instincts
- probably have mommy issues

chongyun
- you’re probably trans or enby
- you really like mob psycho 100
- you like horror movies
- i feel like you’re under 5’5”, idk why
- you don’t have to prove anything to anyone, i promise

xiao
- hello lgbt+ community
- you’re reckless
- you want to own a butterfly knife or a katana
- danger is sexy to you
- you would kick anyone’s ass, even your own ass

beidou
- you’re either wlw/nblw or a dudebro
- you want her to beat the shit out of you
- you want to commit some crimes
- you’re a leader
- you’re a jock

xingqiu
- you’re trans or enby
- you have a heart of gold can we please be friends
- you like having time alone
- you either have a good relationship with your brother or you’re in his shadow
- you do really well in school or at least in most subjects

qiqi
- you have Sleepy Bitch Syndrome, it’s only curable with melatonin
- your memory isn’t the best
- you over prepare for everything
- you like to use owo and uwu
- you have a reminder for so many things

keqing
- you want catgirls to be real so so bad
- if nobody steps up to the plate to do something, you usually do it yourself
- you tend to overwork yourself a lot
- you like traveling a lot
- your favorite smell is lavender

zhongli
- you’re mlm/nblm
- you’re waiting for him to be added to the gacha
- men with long hair make you say hunga bunga
- you have a thing for characters that have little to no information
- you’re very humble

dainsleif
- you’re mlm/nblm
- you can’t wait to play him, you’re going to be broke
- you probably like dimitri from fire emblem: three houses
- you probably stared at his ass in this
- he looks evil... i bet you like evil men

i’m going to return to this thread once ayaka, ganyu, baizhu, and childe are out

otherwise, this is the end of the thread!! <3