Now starting: Game of Thrones. No spoilers even though pretty much everyone has already watched the series... just my pure, unfiltered, ridiculously dumb reactions to whatever is happening on-screen lol

I sorta miss snow... just a little bit.

Lol my husky won't stop staring at the pups on my screen

HE SAID SWEET SISTER?????

Khal Drogo is literally Steven Adams with eyeliner and very long hair huh

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE AT THE END OF EPISODE 1

That blond boy with the tiny face looks like a bitch

Daenerys (yes, I Googled how to spell her name) is a badass

OH is she pregnant with Aquaman's baby!

Arya Stark... also a badass.

What is with all the light-haired men in this show being bitches LOL Viserys too

Sota getting tired of naming all the individual women who are badasses lol but add Catelyn Stark to the list

NOT THAT BUMBLING MADMAN BEHEADING HIS FUCKING HORSE

is she... breastfeeding... a grown ass kid?

NOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED HIM IM FUCMSHFJKDSAH

OKAY FALSE ALARM

Sansa is so annoying lmfao can she shut up

OMG JOFFREY ISN'T THE KING'S SON??? LMAOOOOOO I BET HE'S A PRODUCT OF TWINCEST

oh she's really tryna justify why her fucking her twin brother is totally fine

jon snow's direwolf is called ghost lol thank u @universe for that.

LITTLEFINGER YOU RAT BASTARD

omg it's argus filch from harry potter! staying true to his ways as a dh in this show too, i see

the psycho slit drogo's horse's throat like it was nothing :|

ned stark selling out smh hope they don't k word him

SJFHDUIEKSDJBFH NOOOOOOOOO y'all are fucking awful for telling me to watch this show.

JOFFREY YOU LYING UGLY ASS PENDEJO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS

dis dude rly showed sansa her dad's head on a spear and then had her slapped shfjdfhdsjdf if she doesn't cut his dick off then k word him in his sleep, she has failed her father and SHE IS CANCELED FOREVER.

daenerys is gonna walk onto the funeral pyre and come out alive with some freshly-hatched dragons around her from those eggs BET BET BETTTTT

predictable.

s2/
okay but i suppose being m*rdered by wine isn't the *worst* way to go

this 'tension' between daenerys and jorah... i veto it

cersei slapping joffrey

HUH they k*lled the baby

idk how no one is picking up that "arry" is clearly a girl

"Sometimes those with the most power have the least grace." yes.

lmao arya and gendry are v cute, i hope he doesn't turn out to be a snake

TF, NOW THEON AND HIS SISTER DOES EVERY FAMILY ON THIS FUCKING SHOW PARTAKE IN INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIPS

"The one true god is what's between a woman's legs"

wanna p*nch that weirdo old man in the throat for killing all the boy babies and for touching jon snow

I like Talisa, I hope we see more of her

Are we supposed to like Tyrion Lannister the most between him and his siblings? Cuz uh I do

Lord Baelish was a treacherous snake to Ned and he's still tryna move to Cat lmfaoooo can't lie, I respect the hustle

Qarth is beautiful wow I wanna live there

did the. fire priestess. just. birth. a whole ass. SHADOW DEMON. what the. fUCK.

WHAT THE HECK THE SHADOW IS A MURDERER????

sorta got confused for a sec between lancel lannister (who i now know is the incest dude) and loras tyrell (who i now know is the gay knight) lmao

why is my facial recognition SO terrible?! it took me this many episodes to realize that osha = tonks from harry potter lol

jorah is in l word with daenerys, this much is very obvious

Theon Greyjoy you little SHIT

Watching the riot scene, I went from very happy when they threw shit at Joffrey to horrified when they cornered Sansa

Arya: "Most girls are idiots." LMAO OKAY

"The more people you love, the weaker you are" oh so like me with the characters on this show lol

WAIT HE BURNED BRAN AND RICKON????

OMG FALSE ALARM, LET'S GOOOOOO THEY'RE STILL ALIVE (for now)

*knows it's pronounced Uh-Shy*

My brain: Ass-hi! Ass-hi! Ass-hi! Ass-hi! Ass-hi!

the wildfire explosion sorta reminds me of some disney villain emerging from the sea since they are almost always association with the color lime green for some reason

I know I should hate Cersei but I love her character...

oh nooo not luwin

does shae genuinely care for tyrion or is she playing a game hmmmm

Daenerys and Drogo's dream-baby is ADORABLE btw

Literally Dany in the castle when she said dracarys to her dragon lmaoooo

jon snow and ygritte the wildling girl are gonna be a thing, they keep making eyes at each other

okay the final scene was horrifying, the white walkers make me feel nauseous

s3/
the dragons got MASSIVE

okay add margaery to the list of badass women i love on this show

... he just casually cut off the homie's nipple skjfhjad the fuck

lmaoooo all my husky does is stare at ghost and nymeria on my screen

i want lady olenna to be my abuela

jaime lannister gonna become captain hook with his one hand huh

Brienne was in Star Wars, THAT'S where I've seen her before I should just assume all these British actors and actresses have been in Harry Potter, LotR, or Star Wars lol

margaery wants sansa to marry... her gay brother loras???? poor girl is really never gonna get dick in her life wow that is SAD

"A dragon is not a slave" ooo shit's about to go down

THE WAY SHE COMMANDED THEM AND THE UNSULLIED STAYED TO SERVE IN HER ARMY EVEN AS FREE MEN, HER FUCKING POWER IS TRULY UNMATCHED UGH QUEEN

jon n ygritte gonna fuck in the waterfall?

i was wrong.