Michelle Obama graduated from Princeton and Harvard.

What did Melania graduate from?
She can say "money first" in six languages and claims to have a pornographic memory.
So I saw the Netflix documentary "Becoming" last night, and, saddened by the decline of intelligence and decency among our leaders, proceeded to tweet this question.

My intention was not to "slut shame" Melania Trump.
That said, do I mind that we all had a litte fun with this?
Hell no.

And to all of those postulating Melania is just an innocent victim caught up in all this without fault of her own:

Melania went on TV shows with the sole intention of launching an abominable, racist smear campaign against a sitting President.

She deserves no pity.
They say she was Valedicktorian and graduated Cum Louder.
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