What I learnt on the Twitter this week:

1. Doug promotes the part of his Fall Pandemic Plan ensuring all Ontarians get free flu shot. Elliott says flu shots are in the mail.
2. Reports indicate Ford did nothing for LTCs while campaigning across Ontario this summer. #SmileCookie

3. Lecce says merit trumps seniority when hiring teachers. Doesn't define merit. Says Oosterhoff is doing robust and layered Bing search for definition of merit.
4. Doug prays he doesn't have to expand lockdown rollbacks to other regions. Then prays for hydro prices to drop too.

5. Kenney announces his staff will take a 7% pay cut. Says this will demonstrate they understand joblessness. Because 93% of too much pay is exactly like joblessness.
6. Kenney announces another project providing short-term jobs that may or may not happen in the next five years.

7. Poilievre says video of him defending Harper government's offering of a mostly redacted cabinet document is different than his WE complaints because Margaret Trudeau.
8. Matt Wolf defends Ben Harper hire, saying Harper had a nearly perfect university attendance record.

9. Hydro prices in Ontario will increase. Doug says even though there's no cheap beer or affordable hydro in Ontario he still kept his third campaign promise to hide Ministry mandate letters.
10. Scott Moe says he's listening to the people now. That's it. That's the funny part.

11. Erin O'Toole furious that law building at Queens being renamed. Says cancelling history is outrageous. Says he learned a lot about history while in the RCAF before it was renamed the RCAF.
12. National Post's Chris Selley furious that Dr Tam answered a reporter's question.

13. Conservatives say statues and buildings shouldn't be cancelled because then no one can learn about what's happening with First Nations lobster fishers right now.
14. RCMP in Nova Scotia say white people not doing anything illegal: Van caught on fire because of a disagreement.

15. O'Toole tweets he's all about supporting everyone and everything. Says, as Prime Minister, even First Nations and unions will be provided with free RCAF swag.
16. O'toole says unions are vital to Canada's economic health. Doug and Jason hit 'Block Caller' on Erin's number.

17. Poilievre outraged "Trudeau has no economic plan!" Says if Scheer were PM, parents with kids in private school would receive tax breaks to stimulate job creation.
18. Savage says Alberta's got tons of stuff no one wants and can't understand how Canada can ignore that demand.

19. With case numbers continuing to reach record levels, Provincial Conservative governments say federal billions not enough for campaign videos, staff salaries AND Covid measures.
20. Shandro says 25 ambulance dispatchers is exactly the same as 45 once you factor in Windows 10.

21. The battle of Crazy Uncle versus Mister Rogers rages on in Amurikuh. Crazy Uncle disowns California. Dances.
22. Crazy Uncle's SCOTUS nominee says she cannot apply the law to "hypothetical facts." Also pretends the right to protest isn't a real thing in the First Amendment.

23. 69 days til Xmas. I feel as though this would be a good year to make an extra-generous donation to a local food bank if you can.
24. Looking at a sweet '86 Westfalia. To live in.
25. We lost Mr. Gordon Downie 3 years ago today. I still miss him. A lot.