you know why gays love good omens?? sure, we all love a good "me and you against the world" young passionate romance, but you know what we never see? what comes next. people talk a lot about how it gets better, but what i wanna know is what better IS. and its those dumb fucks.

like, yeah, sex is great, but have you ever decided not to have sex on the couch because you know itll fuck up your lovers back and theyll go ON about it for days? you ever been invited to a party and decided not to go in favour of getting drunk on 2 glasses of wine?

have you ever made a mutual decision not to buy an article of clothes because while its adorable it would be a fucking nightmare to wash??? thats what were here for. their ideal date is feeding the ducks and dinner at a fancy restaurant and leaving to get drunk on wine at home.

this is the REAL gay agenda.

theyre at a point in their relationship where they forget to have sex on their anniversary and thats why i love this ship. i know technically its only been official for like a year but after a few Hot Passionate Months the only thing thats really changed is that they share a bed.