I’m bored and feeling meh so I’ll rate the pet names my bf use for me while he ignores me for rugby
Babe

- 4/10
-gives off douche vibes
- not a fan
- I call my friends babe so it doesn’t mean anything to me
Marmar

- 2/10
- makes me sound like a Pokémon and I hate it.
- I’m not magmar
Honey

- 8/10
- sounds so serious and v domesticated
- actually makes me smile when I hear it
- reminds me of my grandma??
Mami / mamita

- 9/10 in his accent but overall 5/10
- his accent makes it sexy but lowkey gives me tota vibezzz
- I get confused a lot
Bebeng

- 7/10
- an inside joke
- he tried his best to say it in Filipino accent and it’s so cute
Beautiful

- 9/10
- gives me butterflies every time
- makes me think of how lucky I am to have him
- makes me question his eyesight
Baby

- 7/10
- sometimes makes me vom but sometimes cute???
Short stuff

- 0/10
- damn him to hell whenever he uses this
- not cute
- makes me wanna throw hands
Sweetie

- 4/10
- sounds passive aggressive lmao
- just weird
Dumpling

- 6/10
- actually very cute
- lowkey racist hahahahaha
- my favorite food
Love

- 10/10
- I call him this all the time
- makes me go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
- the cutest thing he ever calls me by
Love - 10/10 - I call him this all the time - makes me go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">- the cutest thing he ever calls me by" title="Love - 10/10 - I call him this all the time - makes me go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">- the cutest thing he ever calls me by" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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Ok this helped with my annoyance for being ignored cos of rugby lmao
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