I don’t usually do ‘Twitter threads’ but here we are.

It’s fair to say I’ve been ‘skeptical’ of COVID and the legitimacy of it’s threat, but had to travel to Perth yesterday for a test after coming down with all the symptoms of it.

Initially tested negative (1/3)

Last night however the symptoms got worse. Mainly my temperature. Shot up to near 40 degrees. Paracetamol didn’t work so went to out of hours and was treated by a nurse who did another test and low and behold, it was positive this time (2/3)

The nurse went ‘You’re positive’

And I started to break down.

But then she went ‘but it’s not for COVID’

A went ‘well whit is it’

She went ‘You simply have.....BATTLE FEVER!’

Mon the fuckin Celts