I don’t usually do ‘Twitter threads’ but here we are.
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It’s fair to say I’ve been ‘skeptical’ of COVID and the legitimacy of it’s threat, but had to travel to Perth yesterday for a test after coming down with all the symptoms of it.
Initially tested negative (1/3)
It’s fair to say I’ve been ‘skeptical’ of COVID and the legitimacy of it’s threat, but had to travel to Perth yesterday for a test after coming down with all the symptoms of it.
Initially tested negative (1/3)
Last night however the symptoms got worse. Mainly my temperature. Shot up to near 40 degrees. Paracetamol didn’t work so went to out of hours and was treated by a nurse who did another test and low and behold, it was positive this time (2/3)
The nurse went ‘You’re positive’
And I started to break down.
But then she went ‘but it’s not for COVID’
A went ‘well whit is it’
She went ‘You simply have.....BATTLE FEVER!’
Mon the fuckin Celts
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And I started to break down.
But then she went ‘but it’s not for COVID’
A went ‘well whit is it’
She went ‘You simply have.....BATTLE FEVER!’
Mon the fuckin Celts