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GREENS AT 9% OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT THE FUCK ACT???? GET THEM OUT
AJDJFKGJJHAHD ACT PARTY AT HEADQUARTERS OF FUCKING COURSE
YAHOO FOR THE GREENS VEGAN FRIENDLY KAI
AND A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST CHUR
AND A SPOTIFY PLAYLIST CHUR
AJFHHFLSKFJLLFJSHD WHAT IS THIS IMAGE OF JOHN TAMIHERE AS A MARVEL SUPERHERO???????
God I feel so sorry for every reporter who drew the short straw of going to national and act election parties 
Especially in the south island lol
Especially in the south island lol
Judith Collins is chilling at sky city grand hotel then going to the yacht club
AND EMMA MELLOW AT LONGROOM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cackling that Amy Adams is on the RNZ panel cos she looks exactly like Nikki Kaye still lmao
"it's not over until the fat lady sings, oh you're not meant to say that any more eh?"
- John Tamihere
- John Tamihere
Where is the photo of Emma Mellow in front of the longshot sign
Chloe saying we built a community along the way is actually the problem though, the community should have been built before the election regardless. THAT'S the kaupapa
Omg imagine living in a flat in Dunedin with act, top, and nc voters??? Piss in their milk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT
"If you have a $3b slush fund and you're still at 2.3% that says a lot about your party's incompetence"
@David_Cormack ahdhkfkhsgsgsj
@David_Cormack ahdhkfkhsgsgsj
Has a wave ever flooded headquarters?
OH MY GOD DAVID SEYMOUR IS ABSOLUTELY DRUNK HE SAID "FROM CAPE REINGA TO THE BUFF"
NOT ONLY DID HE SAY BUFF HE PRONOUNCED REINGA RIGHT
NOT ONLY DID HE SAY BUFF HE PRONOUNCED REINGA RIGHT
Ok be honest, David Seymour has been drinking home brew vodka right???????
Surely there is a law on being that drunk on a boat with no lifejacket on lmaoooooo
WHAT THE FUCK PETER DUNNE IS STILL ALIVE??????
Ajdjfkgjjhahd glendovey road, so rich so wanky
COME ON GERRY GET YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR ILAM SAYS LEAVE GET OUT
Nah Act party is so full of ops, nobody is trying to sober up David Seymour ajfkjgkgjglgkhshs
Emma mellow's longroom party is the perfect summary of the people who've gentrified Ponsonby
GET RID OF MELISSA LEE SHE IS A FUCKING OP
Otautahi fucking suffered under Gerry's response to eqnz and now it's biting his unwashed ass
Who is this pākehā on @radionz next to Sue Bradford? He keeps saying Māori wrong
COME ON TEANAU AND @RMarchNZ
OMG SOMEBODY SOBERED UP DAVID AND NOW HE LOOKS HUNGOVER AS FUCK
ELECTION 2023 IS ALL ABOUT GETTING ACT THE FUCK OUT
THIS FUCKING DIARRHOEA ASS EATER DAVID SEYMOUR NEEDS TO GO
Why was the labour president so nervous????? She looked like she was about to break that mic and cry too
I'm fucking livid that Act is getting more than 5% and the Māori party isn't
Delete your account @NZNationalParty https://twitter.com/henrycooke/status/1317362064893960195?s=19
"this is my turangawaewae, but in the cup of the voter is my political future...I'm a professional poltician" lmao Shane already with the nostalgic concession speech
Ok can we stop calling it Jacinda mania or whatever other fucking pithy epithet you're spouting it's gross and infantilising
Ajdjfkgjjhahd Shane Jones saying that the voters know what turns them on and it's not over until a certain lady sings her waiata then walking off
Oh fuck off Amy Adams saying that MMP makes being a minor party hard except for the greens. No that just says the other parties are fucking shit
Grant Robertson telling Lisa Owen to use her outside voice when he and labour need to do exactly that for tangata whenua smdh
Oh shit Amy Adams actually being honest that the national party infighting fucked it for them is refreshing BUT Covid is absolutely not the beginning middle end of this election ms Amy
"you replace the leader when you get a better one" holy fuck Amy is going in because she's retiring, sis needed this outside voice when she was sitting
MARAMA DAVIDSON YES LORD WHO WE WANT TO SEE
MARAMA IS LIVE ON IG
"RESULTS SHOW HOW MUCH NEW ZEALANDERS WANT A STRONG, TRULY PROGRESSIVE GOVERNMENT"
AND EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING YES MARAMA WE LOVE YOU
AND EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING YES MARAMA WE LOVE YOU
James being relegated the credits is perfect, he is literally just Marama's PA
Greens with the sign language interpreter 
I'M CRYING I LOVE YOU MARAMA
WHEN YOU'RE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS IT IS REALLY HARD TO CRY BUT @MaramaDavidson DID THAT FOR ME I LOVE YOU
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPT OF MARAMA'S KŌRERO
MARAMA SAID "FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK" UGH OUR TWITTER QUEEN
HOW THE FUCK DOES ACT THINK IT'S GONNA BE A PARTY PROPOSING IDEAS LMAO YOU SHARE 3 BRAIN CELLS BETWEEN YOU ALL
Sjfjkfhfhalakdhdv national party is gonna rebrand as unite
IN HONOUR OF NATIONAL'S ABSOLUTE DROPPED CHRISTMAS PAVLOVA ON THIS HOLY DAY, EVERYBODY CHEERS WITH A FROZEN L&P
Ajdjfkgjjhahd omg she actually said "these ethnic MPs" omg @radionz
Who the fuck actually predicted that Oct 17 would be the end of NZ first
NICOLE MCKEE YOU'RE A FUCKING OPP
"FAIR FIREARMS IS A PRIORITY FOR ME...ALONG WITH A FAIR ECONOMIC RECOVERY"
NICOLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
NICOLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
National is gonna rinse the excuse of COVID19 being the cause of their demise like a 48 year old pākehā man saying a pulled ACL at 17 is the only reason he isn't in the All Blacks
I'M GONNA REQUEST THIS FOR WAIATA OF THE YEAR https://twitter.com/radionz/status/1317382567927033856?s=19
Ajdjfkgjjhahd
"Winston Peters has been part of 4 govts" "and been sacked by 3 of them"
HAHAHAHAHA bye
"Winston Peters has been part of 4 govts" "and been sacked by 3 of them"
HAHAHAHAHA bye
National giving journalists pizza and chips outside of sky city grand vs Clarke and Jacinda giving Clarke-caught snapper bites and Jacinda's scones is peak national lmao
FORK OUT FOR FED DELI AT LEAST
FORK OUT FOR FED DELI AT LEAST
BRUV @radionz @GuyonEspiner MAKE BRYCE PRONOUNCE MĀORI CORRECTLY
Nah this guy just said this election is the "red - well, blue - wedding"
Ok he is on point on the guns point. Like what the fuck, act is going to push for this and more people are gonna die
YES IHUMĀTAO
"a remarkable night for the labour party, a desperate night for the national party"
@JohnJCampbell lmao
@JohnJCampbell lmao
Simon Dallow could be on the Simpsons and he still would not be as animated as he is right now
Holy shit Kiri has the most NZ accent in politics since donkey was PM
Picture in picture is really made for elections
Can @MorganGodfery just throw out a quick fuck the nats before the coverage ends
Chloe: "apologies for the loud noise in the background"
Marama: "ha, no - we don't apologise for that loud noise"
MA
RA MA
Marama: "ha, no - we don't apologise for that loud noise"
MA
RA MA
OH MY GOD RANGITATA CONFIRMED LABOUR BYE NATIONAL
HAHAHAHAHAHA @Hilary_Barry saying "oh stink"
if you wanna see a room full of Stockholm Syndrome, we now cross to national party hq
"YOU KEPT THE FAITH"
Judith I know the mighty Vodafone warriors are now your fellow losers but you can't just rinse their heyday slogan too
Judith I know the mighty Vodafone warriors are now your fellow losers but you can't just rinse their heyday slogan too
Omg of course Judith is referencing the economy...at least in 5 years you won't be feeling the effects of 100,000 dead from Covid ya dickhead
TAX THE RICH
TAX THE RICH
Nah somebody needs to put superglue in every drink at the national party hq
Judith: "we will be back"
LMFAO NO BITCH DID YOU NOT WATCH WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS?????
VAMPIRES CAN'T COME IN WITHOUT AN INVITE
LMFAO NO BITCH DID YOU NOT WATCH WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS?????
VAMPIRES CAN'T COME IN WITHOUT AN INVITE
OMG JOHN CAMPBELL CUTTING OFF NIKKI KAYE COS JACINDA IS ARRIVING AT HQ AJFKJGKGJGLGKHSHS STORY OF NIKKI'S LIFE
Tbh the best thing I've ever seen at the town hall is still @thisteeks. Labour ain't got shit on him.
Cackling that Judith said labour didn't lead on policy lmao
SHOUT OUT 90S BABIES WHO'VE KICKED OUT GERRY AND NICK AND ALL THE OTHER FOSSILS NOW THEY'RE 18
