So let me just, just go over the absurdity of this:

In the year 2020, the press is talking about Russian tampered texts and emails, which may be completely fabricated, that were given to a QAnon Seth Rich truther who claims he can't see who drops off electronic equipment.
This was in the form of a laptop, which no one can find, and that the feds allegedly have, despite no crime being committed, which in itself is theft.

And in said laptop is an alleged hard drive in which this correspondence is stored, which doesn't explain the existence of texts
This man who is blind to electronic equipment runs a computer repair shop that Biden's son just happened to go to, but he couldn't see it was his son, but there was a sticker on the laptop that he *could* see.
He then opened his own customer's personal property, went through it, and decided to give it to, of all people, Rudy Giuliani, who he just happened to know.
Biden's son apparently dropped off 3 laptops in the same year, but he wouldn't know this because he has a medical condition that makes him blind to his own customers.

He then somehow determines "OH! THIS ONE! This one I'm gonna call up Giuliani for!"
Giuliani, who lives in New York, then either drives or flies out to Delaware to pick it up, or has someone, who knows who, take the laptop.
And the main accusation is that Biden's son peddled influence to Biden, which is not a crime, and made money, despite there being literally zero evidence for this.
On top of this, Giuliani tweeted out the same damn email chain in December of 2019.

Metadata shows the files were tampered with, cloned PDF versions are given to the NY Post, not the originals.
And now, the NY Post is sharing images of the Biden family at dinner and alleged texts of Biden's son in rehab apologizing to his father and his father saying he loves him.
And people are asking Joe Biden about all of this, and he gets pissed, like anyone would, and with remarkable restraint, does not resort to physically folding the asker in two, but uses words.

And now several reporters are crying and comparing him to Trump.
That about sum it up?
Oh, and on top of all this, Biden's son lives in California and was at the time.

So he flew or drove all the way to the east coast to go to the repair shop of a blind Seth Rich truth QAnon Trump supporter who just happened to know Giuliani, not once, but THREE times in a year.
Look, the fact of the matter is, if you believe this shit, you're a very slow person who needs an atomic wedgie.

You're fucking stupid, man.
And you know what the worst part is.

We never even find out what was wrong with the laptops in the first place.

Probably because this is such magnificently stupid pigshit and none of it is even remotely in the same dimension of being believable.

But they're this stupid.
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