That weird thing George Lucas said about bras in space explains what is wrong with the prequels

I will elaborate.

George Lucas would not allow Carrie Fisher to wear a bra and when she questioned him about said that there are no bras in space.

Now.

That's already fucking ding dong for a lot of reasons, but he was the director and he could have just left it there.

Like whatever, it's the equivalent of "because I say so".

It's his world, there are no bras in space because. That's why.

BUT NO

This guyyy kept on going because he had to provide a bizarre and superfluous story based reason WHY there are no bras in space

Like this clearly was done because he _could_ do it come on

But no, he had to justify it with the following reason--

That because of zero gravity, the bra would float up and strangle you while you had it on.

NOW

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, THIS HAS A NUMBER OF PROBLEMS

Like the fact that there LITERALLY NEVER is zero g in Star Wars, that shit never happens ever.

Or because THAT IS NOT HOW BRAS WORK GEORGE

EVEN IF GRAVITY WAS WHAT IS HOLDING A BRA ON

WHICH IT DEFINITELY ISN'T???

WHY WOULD A BAND LARGE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND A RIBCAGE ALSO BE SMALL ENOUGH TO STRANGLE YOU

LIKE HOW DOES THAT WORK MY FAMILY IS DYING HALP

George Lucas is a virgin who can't DRIVE

Oh and in case it wasn't clear, my opinion of the prequels fatal flaw is that bizarre and superfluous reasons is such an enormous chunk of the entire content of the prequels