That weird thing George Lucas said about bras in space explains what is wrong with the prequels

I will elaborate.
George Lucas would not allow Carrie Fisher to wear a bra and when she questioned him about said that there are no bras in space.

Now.

That& #39;s already fucking ding dong for a lot of reasons, but he was the director and he could have just left it there.
Like whatever, it& #39;s the equivalent of "because I say so".

It& #39;s his world, there are no bras in space because. That& #39;s why.

BUT NO

This guyyy kept on going because he had to provide a bizarre and superfluous story based reason WHY there are no bras in space
Like this clearly was done because he _could_ do it come on

But no, he had to justify it with the following reason--

That because of zero gravity, the bra would float up and strangle you while you had it on.

NOW

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, THIS HAS A NUMBER OF PROBLEMS
Like the fact that there LITERALLY NEVER is zero g in Star Wars, that shit never happens ever.

Or because THAT IS NOT HOW BRAS WORK GEORGE
EVEN IF GRAVITY WAS WHAT IS HOLDING A BRA ON

WHICH IT DEFINITELY ISN& #39;T???

WHY WOULD A BAND LARGE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND A RIBCAGE ALSO BE SMALL ENOUGH TO STRANGLE YOU
LIKE HOW DOES THAT WORK MY FAMILY IS DYING HALP
George Lucas is a virgin who can& #39;t DRIVE
Oh and in case it wasn& #39;t clear, my opinion of the prequels fatal flaw is that bizarre and superfluous reasons is such an enormous chunk of the entire content of the prequels
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