I am astounded this took so long.

It was the phrase "bonsai bootlicking shithouse" that was the straw* that broke the camel's back**

* truth
** bonsai bootlicking shithouse

Before some nause and/or Tory piles in with an objectively correct but pious tweet about my mean spirited comments, know that I don't care and each day I curse the Vale of Glamorgan for voting in this brimming colostomy bag of a human being.

With his absolutely nuclear "weedy kid who the head boy doesn't bully so he can sometimes copy his maths homework" energy. Selling Wales out at every opportunity.

The embarrassing bridge rebrand. "Greasy wops". U-turning on Brexit to improve his career prospects. Voting against gay marriage then apologising only when politically expedient. Alexander Temerko. Ross England.

What a legacy.

I for one look forward to the day he slips on his size 4 cuban heels and fucks off into the sunset.