I am astounded this took so long.

It was the phrase "bonsai bootlicking shithouse" that was the straw* that broke the camel& #39;s back**

* truth
** bonsai bootlicking shithouse

Before some nause and/or Tory piles in with an objectively correct but pious tweet about my mean spirited comments, know that I don& #39;t care and each day I curse the Vale of Glamorgan for voting in this brimming colostomy bag of a human being.

With his absolutely nuclear "weedy kid who the head boy doesn& #39;t bully so he can sometimes copy his maths homework" energy. Selling Wales out at every opportunity.

The embarrassing bridge rebrand. "Greasy wops". U-turning on Brexit to improve his career prospects. Voting against gay marriage then apologising only when politically expedient. Alexander Temerko. Ross England.

What a legacy.

I for one look forward to the day he slips on his size 4 cuban heels and fucks off into the sunset.