Here are somethings we have on Earth that Mars doesn’t have:

Earth has puppies and kittens. Mars does not. Earth has trees and oceans and grass and beaches covered in sand. It was birds that sing in the morning and white puffy clouds. Mars does not have these things.

Earth has Ted Lasso. Mars does not have Ted Lasso.

Earth has air, Mars has no air. Earth has coffee shops and bars and New York pizza. Mars does not have New York City or pizza. THERE IS NO PARIS OR TED LASSO ON MARS. what else do you need to know about this hell planet?

This thread of full of typos but I don’t even care because here on Earth we have typos and Mars does not. Wait...