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what do you call a bee that comes from america?

USB
what& #39;s the difference between me and a calendar?

the calendar has dates
why is "dark" spelled with a K, and not a C?

because you can& #39;t C in the dark
why should you never fight a dinosaur?

you& #39;ll get jurassikicked
what do you call a small mother?

a miniMUM
if i have twin daughters, i& #39;ll name one kate

and i& #39;ll name the other DupliKate
doctor: your DNA is backwards

me: AND?
boss: how good are you at Power Point?

me: i Excel in that

boss: was that a Microsoft Office pun?

me: Word
can february march?

no, but april may
if you& #39;re a fly, you need butter to become a butterfly
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