In the spirit of creating a Twitter-based image mental healh sanctuary thread for your Friday afternoon: what is the weirdest non-pornographic object within 15 feet of you right now? I would like to see a picture of it, and here, I will show you mine! -

It’s this picture of me with Bill Clinton in 1993. At right you see a vision of what I would have looked like as an adult without orthodontic intervention. At left, in the yellow shirt, for some reason, unbelievably: Webb Hubbell

Ps: I don’t keep 27-year-old name drop photos on my desk, I swear. My mom dropped this off a week ago and it has remained in a nearby clutter pile since

Ps come to think of it this might have been spring ‘94. Whatever. WHY WAS WEBB HUBBELL THERE STARING