I'm sorry to break this to you, America, but the rest of the world has been laughing at you since Bush.

Someone has to tell you. We haven't respected you in decades. You're a joke.

Is this something you don't know? I feel like you're all sucking on your own bullshit. https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1317142375433646082

That "shining city on the hill" thing... you don't believe that, do you?

Snort.

The rest of us wish there were some Illuminati plot going on in the US.

Your whole system was beaten by Biff Tannen.

Embarrassing.

40% of your population was taken in by the dumbest, most obviously-, corrupt motherfucker on the planet.

There's not a country on the planet you can look down on.

Suckle on your shame.

I'm sorry if that's harsh. But this self- serving mythology shields you from the truth.

The rest of us care about your dumb politics because you have all those nukes and you emit all that pollution

That's it. We'd ignore you if we could.

Goddamn, the rest of us wish we could ignore you.

I mean, fucksake, if I could get back the time I've spent learning about the US supreme court system, I would.

So fucking dumb. The only thing standing between you and the 50s was one old cancer-ridden woman?

Sad.

Ok, so I wrote this thread last night when I was preeeeettttyyy tipsy.

And I might have been harsher than I should have been.

The rest of us have our own share of groan- worthy politics, ignorant conspiracy theorists, etc.