ok haunting of bly manor go

honestly my threshold for scary is very very low. i know i’d be the dumbass in a horror movie that’s like we can fight this monster and win and then immediately get murked because i can’t come up with a plan if my life depended on it, which in this case it would

oh there are children (twins???) in this show i know i’m gonna shit it. if i was a smarter person i would stop watching in light of this information but deena’s using our one brain cell right now

yooo is that edward cullen’s mom? hey esme!!! hey!!!!!

maybe it’s not i can’t tell white people apart anymore (on principle)

wait does this take place in england??? how are you gonna be british and get haunted by a ghost??? just colonise it bro

oh ORPHAN english children. okay. cool. coolcoolcoolcool :)

i didn’t like love (i forgot her name) bc she’s aggressively american but my gaydar is going off so. we’ll see

ykw love sus. “couldn’t be home anymore” are you a murderer or are you gay

WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!! mans said

rahul what’s his name is looking good though

not peppa pig singing alone by the lake............. why is she talking Like That

“it really is perfectly splendid to meet you” i would’ve punted her into the lake and run all the way to heathrow

drinking game halal edition taking an espresso shot every time peppa pig says perfectly splendid. my heart will give out one way or another

how do you not “figure out tea” do americans know how to do anything that isn’t actively “american”

okay rahul!!!!! everything about his look is doing it for me. the glasses, the hair, the sweater!!!! yes sirrrrr

the dolls :)

the reason i would die is that i’m as stupid as dani. i would 100% hear a creak and look for the source to be like “I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU” being scared is how you stay alive!!!!!!!!!!!

“i’m a lot braver than people think” yeah that’s what i think too miss dani and both of us are gonna end up murdered by something we should’ve run away from!!! i know for a fact that my last words are either gonna be “hasta la vista baby” or “square up”

imagine seeing what is very obviously a ghost and WAVING. iconic. legendary. absolute genius move. i’m not even being sarcastic

hello miss gardner!!!!!! but also what the fuck are bangers and mash

miss hannah sus af but she’s so stunningly beautiful i don’t even care. rahul making clearly unseasoned food is a direct attack against poc

not a voodoo doll......................

dani hates being locked in the closet wink wink. but also maybe she’s just claustrophobic who knows

the silver streak in his hair. baking and cooking. that’s the man for me yup

oh the samara doll is standing upright i love that for my nightmares

OH THE DOLL TURNED ITS HEAD COOL OKAY THAT’S FINE AND GOOD AND OKAY IT’S FINE THAT’S OKAY IT’S FINE IT’S FINE

i refuse to believe i was ever a kid. imagine looking in the mirror and just seeing a child staring back at you. i would shit it. i might be the size of a large child but i’m grown. it’s the energy. their vibes are just off

WORLDSTAR

ok ykw hannah and the gardner are gfs and rahul is the token straight friend who’s in love with both of them

is this boy possessed by an extremely inappropriate man ghost???? i’m so uncomfortable

ok i took a haikyuu smut break to help me be less creeped out and it did NOT work the way i needed it to

i need to pee but i’m terrified to go into the hallway. but also if there’s a jump scare i will literally pee myself so........... what are my options here

me walking down the dark hallway like i’m not afraid of shit knowing that if i hear ONE sound my soul would fuck entirely off this plane of existence

i can’t believe that:
1. i’m only on the second episode
2. this whole thing is a story someone is telling a couple THE NIGHT BEFORE THEIR WEDDING

NOPE. NOOOOOPE. WHAT’S THAT MOVING BEHIND FLORA. I LITERALLY JUMPED WHEN THAT FREAK OF A CHILD JUMPED ONTO DANI I HATE THIS I HATE THIS SHOW AHHHHH THERE’S A GUY IN THE WINDOW I AHTE YHIS SO MUCH

YUP. SHE GOES LOOKING FOR HIM. CLASSIC AMENAH MOVE. HOW IS THIS DUMBASS STILL ALIVE