Episode 3
1. Mick pulling the two bracelets stunt
2. Mick called Nienke ugly 3 times this ep and I can’t believe it.
3. Is this their version of ode to Amber?
4. Sarah also creepier in this version
Episode 4
1. Mr Winkler is here only here’s Mr Winker, will HE be inappropriate with his students?
2. Patricia daring Nina to go in the attic
3. They’re actually allowed a kiss thats more than a peck on this show.
4. kelly clarkson since u been gone playing in the background 😂
Ep 5
1. Victor straight up told Appie(Alfie) to piss off
2. Appie snuck into the girls bathroom to crap was a scene.
3. Amber stealing Patricia’s move by throwing water on Mick
4. The lockets friggin giant
Background Music is Pink- Stupid Girls
Ep 6
1. They even make a Harry Potter references in this version
2. Appie sneaks past Victor unseen at least once an episode
3. Amber and Fabian in their way to save their girlfriend

Background music is Black Eyed Peas-My Humps 😂
Ep 7
1. Victor really said “enough of this bullshit” and I felt that
2. The girls bathroom spy hole makes its first appearance
3. Victor drives this
4. The portrait of Sarah is found

The HOA writers really never came up with an original idea did they?
Ep 8 pt1
1. Look at Nienke making valid excuses “forgotten a book”, Nina “I’m an amateur taxidermist“ Martin could never 😭
2. Victor actually does his job in this version as well as plotting, multi tasking king
3. Mr Winker winked at Nienke so he IS still inappropriate
Ep 8 pt2
1. Patricia thinks they kidnapped Joyce to sell her kidneys on the black market 😂
2. The idiots still photoshop her out thinking people wouldn’t remember she was there
3. The Amber Appie kiss to make Mick jealous
Background music Robbie Williams-Angels
Ep 9
1 &2. The Mick Appie fight scene they deleted In just the US version of HOA for some reason
3. They deleted Joyce from MULTIPLE photos. What was their plan? 😂
4. Jeroen (Jerome) still eating the letter As of the date message to hurt Appie
Ep 10
1. I was gonna say Nienkes a good liar but then Victor brought up that she went from a floor with a bathroom to one without
2. I wanna take a photo here
3. Mara’s excuse is sea turtles not hedgehogs
Background music- somewhere only we know and I’m like a bird
Ep 11
1. Jereon charging Appie for romantic advice
2. This Trudie also deserves better than Victor
3. She threw herself on the bed crying, read the room Nienke
4. Fight during basketball not football and Mick said Amber could “piss off”
Ep 12
1. This Mick has such anger issues he always yelling, swearing and tackling people. Now he’s kicking vending machines
2 & 3 Jereon’s business is going good guys rolling in it

Background music is The Pussycat Dolls- Beep
Ep 13
1. Hope this show goes more into their home lives than hoa did
2. Was this the cloak of invisibility? How were they not seen?
3. Patricia called Nienke a bitch twice this ep and every time someone swears it shocks me hoa would never
4. Now that’s more like our mr sweet
Ep 14
1. Amber seems to get along with her dad in this version
2. All I could think of was hoa amber saying“you almost died for me!”
3. Why is that one guy exercising in jeans?
4. They made this smoke bomb so dramatic like they were gonna die when they were steps from the door
Ep15 pt1
1. Appie accidentally saved Mara and he was so disappointed by it and it’s hilarious
2. Amber needed mouth to mouth this is so dramatic
3. Nienke just came in and straight up stole Mick’s birthday present
Ep15pt2
1. Wish they had more moments like that in HOA
2. Amber walking in on Mara feeding Mick cannot be good

Background music Justin Timberlake- like I love you and SEXYBACK 😂
Ep16
1. I wish I could just send for a helicopter when I hate situations
2. If you want “hot ladies” maybe don’t refer to yourself as a “hip bird” Jereon
3. The cringiest thing I’ve ever seen, Appie.
4. Victor was straight up okay with decapitating Appie
Ep17
1. Ah yes the toothbrush
2. Finally some growth for Patricia
3. Are we gonna get to meet Uncle Ade? 😭
4. I bet this is Rufus’s sketchy ass coming to stir things up

Background music is Rihanna-SOS
Ep18
1. Wait, Robbie Williams is known places other than the U.K.?
2. I just like this ominous shot of Rufus’s shadow stalking Patricia
3. Uncle Ade is now Uncle Pierre and he slightly nutty
Ep19
1. Amber talking in her sleep is cute
2. Mick looks petrified of the thought of a future with Amber
3. Of course he is it’s Jereon
4. Cue ominous door opening and wind blowing
Also they talked about Robbie Williams last episode and now they’re playing his music.Why Belgium?
Ep20pt1
1. I feel the opposite to this
2. Jason, can you stop caressing your students faces while telling them you love them please?
3. Are Patricia and Appie gonna be my fave friendship in this too? This scene was so cute.
Ep20pt2
1. I thought this was the school shooter from degrassi
2. The whistle to signify Patricia’s crazy was funny
3. Apple’s taste in art. *chefs kiss*
4. The trio doing the spirit board and knowing the alphabet (Tess can’t relate)
Ep21pt1
1. Amber is now in the know and I’m excited to see the trio of Nienke, Amber and Fabian.
2. I love her, that is all
3. I swear Fabian only owns this one outfit
Ep21pt2
1. Will this miss Robinson also be falsely accused while just doing yoga?
2. “Jason, are you pushing children to do witchcraft?” 😂😭 I died.
3. HOA Mick loves to eat apples HHA Mick loves to wear apples. Thats Mick solidarity folks.
Ep22
1. Mick went from starting a fight to having a duet with Fabian in one scene, Fabian sang and Mick rapped 😂
2. Ok Patricia
3. What was this entire scene?
4. Why do I ship Mara and Patricia the most out of everyone so far?
Ep23
1. They’re growing suspicious of Victor
2. What was Nienke insinuating?
3. 🤷‍♀️
4. These lazy bastards do a terrible job of editing this pic in all versions they just leave a random hand floating there.
Ep 24
1. How was he not seen?
2. Okay, good luck with that. He much like Jerome is always after the older ladies.
3. I don’t know what I expected Joyce to look like but it wasn’t like that.
4. HOA Amber took garlic HHA Amber takes a vacuum.
Ep25
1. Fabian didn’t even question this
2 and 3. Jereon only has a thing for older women. Mommy issues?
4. Give Patricia a moments peace please
Ep26
1. I ain’t giving any version of Rufus the respect of calling him sir
2. People lied to me Willow Jenks IS in hha
3. I hate this ghost/shaman storyline and it was 90% of the episode
4. Hiding the scroll in the loo
Ep27
1. Trudie not only allowed this but participated in it
2. Victor just straight up threatening Jereon
3. They were sneaking down the stairs before Victor and Jereon were even off the stairs, this is the dumbest characters not seeing other characters of all time
Ep28pt1
1. Yes let’s not meet strange men
2. The first Sibuna 😭
3. This line gets me😭
4. She wants freaking merch
Ep28pt2
1. He knows it’s illegal but he’s still going for it
2. Why did she have this in her gym clothes pocket?
3.Omg he’s taking off his clothes to join an unaware Mrs Robinson in the shower.
4. How did he not see them??? 🤦‍♀️
Ep29
1. Suuuuuure you won’t
2. Why the hell is this the Sibuna symbol?
3. Mick dumped Amber via a note under the door. Harsh.
4. Appie, no don’t disappoint me this way.
Ep30
1. Poor Amber
2. She’s so mad at Mick she flushed the bracelet he got her down the loo
3. The little hand slapping thing they did before they Sibuna’d was so cute they should’ve done that in HOA
4. If this trap goes well I’ll be very surprised
Ep31
1. For people who are mad at each other and just broke up Amber and Mick did a lot of cutesy play fighting
2. Fabian:be careful Nienke:*throws self in hole*
3. Cute dance moment, Jereon and Appie’s friendship is FAR better than Jerome and Alfies, it’s definitely more equal
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