Happy #DictionaryDay! Here are our top ten suggestions for how you can celebrate wherever you are.
9. Cut thumb notches in all your books.
6. Alphabetize your spice rack.
5. Honor Noah Webster's memory by finding a word with an extra U in it and kicking it.
4. Get a tattoo. Reflect upon how the pain is less than having to define every word starting with S.
3. Pick a random word. Write a haiku with it that beautifully describes life's divine interplay of beauty and strife.

Or maybe a haiku about breakfast.
1. Find a rock. Paint your favorite word on it. Hide it and never tell a soul.
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