i'm in canadian texas rn, alberta, and every so often i browse kijiji's pet section for fun
in alberta you can buy cows off kijiji
there's even a wanted section
complete with phrases i will attempt to use in regular conversation for no reason out of context
maybe i bring him home to toronto and park it in the city's one parking spot
/end thread about cows
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