i& #39;m in canadian texas rn, alberta, and every so often i browse kijiji& #39;s pet section for fun

in alberta you can buy cows off kijiji
is this good
there& #39;s even a wanted section
complete with phrases i will attempt to use in regular conversation for no reason out of context
maybe i bring him home to toronto and park it in the city& #39;s one parking spot

/end thread about cows
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