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modern lwj as one of those ppl who record videos for ppl using the scripts they send in, except each video is just of his hands holding up this very small, very cute bunny & reading the script so it’s as if the bunny is talking. wwx spends all his money requesting those videos
he makes the bunny wear little bunny-sized hats & sunglasses & clothes. on holidays he dresses the bunny up in holiday-appropriate costumes. just imagine lwj gently holding up this tiny adorable bunny while his deep ass voice reads out a birthday message for someone
wwx stumbles across lwj’s website by accident bc he wants to send wen ning a birthday message, & he submits a message w/o thinking much of it. then a few hours later he gets an email & when he watches the video he’s like oh shit... so who else can I request a birthday message for
after that he finds every excuse possible to request a video message from lwj (who goes by the name HanBun-Jun) & he gradually spends more money. he discovers that if u pay extra u get to see lwj playing w the bunny or feeding it, or for even more money u get a longer video
but after finding so many excuses to buy these videos he still can’t get enough, so he emails lwj to ask if there’s something else he can get—as a 50th order special, or something. lwj responds telling him that bc he’s such a loyal customer, he gets 2 bunnies in the next video
so lwj sends him the next video w 2 bunnies, dressed in matching clothes, & wwx melts a little. but the thing is, even tho the bunnies are cute, he was kind of hoping for something... more. it’s not the bunnies he wants more of, but the owner. he wants to know about lwj
the thing is, there’s no easy way to tell lwj “hey I think I’ve fallen in love with u through your bunny birthday messages, also your hands are nice & I’ve never heard a voice as sexy as yours” so instead he decides to... entice lwj, by adding facts abt himself in his scripts
& what’s the best way to do that? address all the videos he requests to himself. now, instead of using his friends’ birthdays etc as excuses, he requests videos for the silliest things that have happened to himself
lwj’s next video:
“wei ying, congratulations on making the early bus for the third day in a row. you are a very punctual person who can definitely function like a regular human being in the morning, even without your morning coffee. from your friend, HanBun-Jun”
“wei ying, congratulations on making the early bus for the third day in a row. you are a very punctual person who can definitely function like a regular human being in the morning, even without your morning coffee. from your friend, HanBun-Jun”
in another video:
“wei ying, great job at building your sister’s new bookshelf! you are clearly family-oriented & capable around the house. anyone would be lucky to have you living with them. from your friend, HanBun-Jun”
“wei ying, great job at building your sister’s new bookshelf! you are clearly family-oriented & capable around the house. anyone would be lucky to have you living with them. from your friend, HanBun-Jun”
“wei ying, well done for completing that project at work! you must be extremely smart & creative, not to mention hard-working!”
“wei ying, we’re glad to hear you helped those ducks cross the street! it’s always nice to know someone cares so much for animals.”
“wei ying, we’re glad to hear you helped those ducks cross the street! it’s always nice to know someone cares so much for animals.”
after the 12th video like this, wwx starts to feel hopeless. is lwj not getting his hints? or is he just not interested? what can he do to finally get lwj’s attention?
he decides to send in just one last video, & if nothing happens, he’ll forget this ever happened. so he pours his heart into this last script, proofreads it multiple times, then spends a week debating w himself whether he should really send it
he finally sends it, & then he waits. & waits. & waits.
& waits.
& waits.
a week passes, & he still hasn’t received an email from lwj containing his video. he thinks maybe he’s made a mistake, that lwj has read his script (read: heartfelt confession) & now feels weirded out or angry. maybe he’ll never get to hear lwj’s voice or see his bunnies again
& then finally, two weeks after he sent in the script, he gets an email from lwj. his heart is in his throat as he clicks on it, expecting some sort of written rejection—instead, as usual, he finds a link to a video. he clicks on it, & then—
a face fills the screen.
it is a very attractive face. a very good face. holy SHIT that is an ANGEL. has wwx gone to heaven? what the fuck. is that HANBUN-JUN????
the man on screen blinks at the camera, & then he begins to speak, & holy shit that is his voice that is hanbun-jun’s deep sexy voice holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT
“wei ying,
I’m sorry if this video isn’t what you were expecting. I thought about the last script you sent for a long time, & I think it’s time I finally gave you a response.”
wwx is abt to be rejected by the hottest man on earth, & he’s going to cry SO hard abt it.
I’m sorry if this video isn’t what you were expecting. I thought about the last script you sent for a long time, & I think it’s time I finally gave you a response.”
wwx is abt to be rejected by the hottest man on earth, & he’s going to cry SO hard abt it.
“I’ve really loved receiving your requests for videos, wei ying. you are a great person, & I’ve looked forward to seeing your name in my inbox most weeks. though it is improper of me to have favourite customers, you... are certainly my favourite.”
wwx is... lwj’s favourite customer? what? even after he ordered so many silly messages? even after he sent in a whole CONFESSION to someone he’s never met & (before today) never seen???
“I know it’s silly of me to feel this way, but wei ying, I have grown quite attached to you. you seem like an amazing person, & though we’ve never met nor seen each other, I... would love to get to know you better. & I am so glad that you feel the same way.”
wwx is NOT being rejected by the hottest man on earth, but he might still be crying just a little bit. oh god, how is he already so whipped for this guy? he doesn’t even know his real name, for god’s sake
“I apologise again for taking so long to respond, but if you would still like to give me a chance, I would be happy to meet with you. perhaps I could even introduce you to the bunnies. just... let me know.
from your friend, lan zhan.”
from your friend, lan zhan.”
lan zhan. lan zhan? lan zhan.
his name is lan zhan. wow.
his name is lan zhan. wow.
wwx has to watch the video again, bc he’s still in shock & doesn’t quite believe this is real. & then he watches it again, just to see more of lwj. & then he watches it one more time, & then finally, he drafts a response.
he’s never typed so fast in his life
he’s never typed so fast in his life
after that, he & lwj talk back & forth for a while via email. but now that they aren’t in contact for video message purposes, they eventually exchange numbers instead. they arrange a time & place to meet, & then wwx is waiting in a café to meet possibly the love of his life
lwj walks through the door looking like an actual GOD, all tall & handsome &... glowing?? holy shit. wwx is so screwed
they spend the afternoon together, & it’s clear from the moment they sit down that there’s a connection. they talk a lot, & then (as promised) lwj lets wwx visit the bunnies. he gets to help dress them up & feed them, & even gets to see lwj make one of his video messages
wwx leaves later with a new photo of himself & lwj with the bunnies on his phone, & the promise of another date. from that point on he may or may not brag to everyone he knows that he’s dating hanbun-jun
— fin. I hope u enjoyed this obligatory monthly bunny thread
