Why God won’t give me and my friend a phat jiggy ass: A thread
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Green: me 😈
Blue: my friend 🙄
1. GOD IS SCARED🗣‼️‼️‼️
1. GOD IS SCARED
1. GOD IS SCARED
1. GOD IS SCARED
1. GOD IS SCARED
2. OUR ASSES WOULD NOT STOP SHAKING CAUSING VOLCANIC ACTIVITY AND DANGERS TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS😱😱😱
2. OUR ASSES WOULD NOT STOP SHAKING CAUSING VOLCANIC ACTIVITY AND DANGERS TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS
2. OUR ASSES WOULD NOT STOP SHAKING CAUSING VOLCANIC ACTIVITY AND DANGERS TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS
2. OUR ASSES WOULD NOT STOP SHAKING CAUSING VOLCANIC ACTIVITY AND DANGERS TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS
2. OUR ASSES WOULD NOT STOP SHAKING CAUSING VOLCANIC ACTIVITY AND DANGERS TO THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS
3. THE ISLANDS WOULD SINK AND EVEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP😭😭‼️‼️‼️
3. THE ISLANDS WOULD SINK AND EVEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP
3. THE ISLANDS WOULD SINK AND EVEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP
3. THE ISLANDS WOULD SINK AND EVEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP
3. THE ISLANDS WOULD SINK AND EVEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP
4. THE ABSOLUTE POWER💪💯 OF OUR ASSES SHAKING WOULD SEND US IN ONE DIRECTION AND WE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO STOP😟
4. THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF OUR ASSES SHAKING WOULD SEND US IN ONE DIRECTION AND WE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO STOP
4. THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF OUR ASSES SHAKING WOULD SEND US IN ONE DIRECTION AND WE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO STOP
5. Somehow we’d end up in among us and I’d fucking die💔💔💔
5. Somehow we’d end up in among us and I’d fucking die
5. Somehow we’d end up in among us and I’d fucking die
5. Somehow we’d end up in among us and I’d fucking die
5. Somehow we’d end up in among us and I’d fucking die
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