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Since you guys enjoyed Grapefruit’s translation of memes...
Introducing ... Get To Know You Zhangjing in Three Sentences 2nd Edition.
Credits: _61号尤不腻 (Weibo)
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#尤长靖 #YouZhangjing #YouZhangjing #zhangjing #AzoraChin #AzoraChin #NINEPERCENT #요장징
Since you guys enjoyed Grapefruit’s translation of memes...
Introducing ... Get To Know You Zhangjing in Three Sentences 2nd Edition.
Credits: _61号尤不腻 (Weibo)
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#尤长靖 #YouZhangjing #YouZhangjing #zhangjing #AzoraChin #AzoraChin #NINEPERCENT #요장징
TRANS
To add an atmosphere of joy and harmony...
Amidst the tension and excitement of everyone fighting for tickets ...
PEACE (You Zhangjing don’t look)
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To add an atmosphere of joy and harmony...
Amidst the tension and excitement of everyone fighting for tickets ...
PEACE (You Zhangjing don’t look)
#GetToKnowAnIdolInThreeSentences
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Ambassador at Self Rumourmongering
You Zhangjing - 02 liner, 48kg, Little Bird Stomach.
Of the above tags only the name is true.
Requires his fans to personally come and refute these rumours.
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26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Ambassador at Self Rumourmongering
You Zhangjing - 02 liner, 48kg, Little Bird Stomach.
Of the above tags only the name is true.
Requires his fans to personally come and refute these rumours.
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
The Legendary Hair Remover of the Ghost Universe
When escaping from a prank, snatched the wig of the female ghost.
Passionately told a Ghost “I love you” in a haunted house.
Then ....
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26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
The Legendary Hair Remover of the Ghost Universe
When escaping from a prank, snatched the wig of the female ghost.
Passionately told a Ghost “I love you” in a haunted house.
Then ....
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together with NPC battled dancing against the npcs in a haunted mansion in order to scare them into retreat.
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
King of Being Lazy
Attempted numerous times to use to his fans to avoid the high note.
Life-ending “Sing with Me”.
There are no verses where we can hit the note.
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26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
King of Being Lazy
Attempted numerous times to use to his fans to avoid the high note.
Life-ending “Sing with Me”.
There are no verses where we can hit the note.
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Motivation for Losing Weight
Insist on losing weight for a 100 years.
Artist who announces his decision to lose weight through his profile picture on Weibo.
Helps fans avoid many bad/fake high-tech products. (7)
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Motivation for Losing Weight
Insist on losing weight for a 100 years.
Artist who announces his decision to lose weight through his profile picture on Weibo.
Helps fans avoid many bad/fake high-tech products. (7)
You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Master at Dangling the Carrot
You Zhangjing’s “Coming Soon”.
(Chinese Word Pun: 马上=Coming Soon; 马=Horse)
Perhaps the horse is racing across the fields.
Or the horse ... (8)
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Master at Dangling the Carrot
You Zhangjing’s “Coming Soon”.
(Chinese Word Pun: 马上=Coming Soon; 马=Horse)
Perhaps the horse is racing across the fields.
Or the horse ... (8)
is a horse on a Merry-Go-Around. (Please take rumours from a certain Mr You with a pinch of salt)
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Two-faced
On the surface, he looks harmless and obedient.
Behind the scenes, he went on the hill and grappled with a wild boar.
Dragged a sheep at an Australian farm. (10)
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Two-faced
On the surface, he looks harmless and obedient.
Behind the scenes, he went on the hill and grappled with a wild boar.
Dragged a sheep at an Australian farm. (10)
You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
The Person B that Person A doesn’t want to meet the most.
Fans are worried about the hairline of the music producer.
The producer was “tortured” by a certain Mr You, to the extend that he does not ... (11)
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
The Person B that Person A doesn’t want to meet the most.
Fans are worried about the hairline of the music producer.
The producer was “tortured” by a certain Mr You, to the extend that he does not ... (11)
want to pick up his phone calls.
Plan A, Plan B, Plan C? How about You Zhangjing’s Plan D.
*Context of this joke- You Zhangjing’s changes his mind very often. He might decide on Plan C today but tomorrow he has a new Plan D.*
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Plan A, Plan B, Plan C? How about You Zhangjing’s Plan D.
*Context of this joke- You Zhangjing’s changes his mind very often. He might decide on Plan C today but tomorrow he has a new Plan D.*
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You Zhangjing
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Expert at Handling Stage Accidents
When performing at a concert, he laughed too hard.
And nearly dropped his mic.
In the end, he saved the day by ending this accident with a perfect dinosaur pose. (13)
26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese
Expert at Handling Stage Accidents
When performing at a concert, he laughed too hard.
And nearly dropped his mic.
In the end, he saved the day by ending this accident with a perfect dinosaur pose. (13)
END
That’s all for this thread. If you see Grapefruit rolling on the ground and dying of laughter... you will now know why.
Also, if you don’t get the joke. The “Ask a Grapefruit” service is always available and happy to provide context !
That’s all for this thread. If you see Grapefruit rolling on the ground and dying of laughter... you will now know why.
Also, if you don’t get the joke. The “Ask a Grapefruit” service is always available and happy to provide context !
