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Since you guys enjoyed Grapefruit’s translation of memes...

Introducing ... Get To Know You Zhangjing in Three Sentences 2nd Edition.

Credits: _61号尤不腻 (Weibo)

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#尤长靖 #YouZhangjing #YouZhangjing #zhangjing #AzoraChin #AzoraChin #NINEPERCENT #요장징
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To add an atmosphere of joy and harmony...
Amidst the tension and excitement of everyone fighting for tickets ...
PEACE (You Zhangjing don’t look) 🍻

#GetToKnowAnIdolInThreeSentences

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

Ambassador at Self Rumourmongering

You Zhangjing - 02 liner, 48kg, Little Bird Stomach.
Of the above tags only the name is true.
Requires his fans to personally come and refute these rumours.

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

The Legendary Hair Remover of the Ghost Universe

When escaping from a prank, snatched the wig of the female ghost.
Passionately told a Ghost “I love you” in a haunted house.
Then ....

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together with NPC battled dancing against the npcs in a haunted mansion in order to scare them into retreat.

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

King of Being Lazy

Attempted numerous times to use to his fans to avoid the high note.
Life-ending “Sing with Me”.
There are no verses where we can hit the note.

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

Motivation for Losing Weight

Insist on losing weight for a 100 years.
Artist who announces his decision to lose weight through his profile picture on Weibo.
Helps fans avoid many bad/fake high-tech products. (7)
You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

Master at Dangling the Carrot

You Zhangjing’s “Coming Soon”.
(Chinese Word Pun: 马上=Coming Soon; 马=Horse)
Perhaps the horse is racing across the fields.
Or the horse ... (8)
is a horse on a Merry-Go-Around. (Please take rumours from a certain Mr You with a pinch of salt)

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

Two-faced

On the surface, he looks harmless and obedient.
Behind the scenes, he went on the hill and grappled with a wild boar.
Dragged a sheep at an Australian farm. (10)
You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

The Person B that Person A doesn’t want to meet the most.

Fans are worried about the hairline of the music producer.
The producer was “tortured” by a certain Mr You, to the extend that he does not ... (11)
want to pick up his phone calls.
Plan A, Plan B, Plan C? How about You Zhangjing’s Plan D.

*Context of this joke- You Zhangjing’s changes his mind very often. He might decide on Plan C today but tomorrow he has a new Plan D.*

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You Zhangjing

26 Years Old
Mandopop Singer
Malaysian Chinese

Expert at Handling Stage Accidents

When performing at a concert, he laughed too hard.
And nearly dropped his mic.
In the end, he saved the day by ending this accident with a perfect dinosaur pose. (13)
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