dont remember if i ever posted this but modern au where ququ gets convinced to make a tinder or tantan and got matched with pei jingzhe, whose phone at that time was confiscated by feng xiao, so feng xiao started chatting with ququ and ququ is like

"hm, you look okay, not too dumb at least." and feng xiao is like, "how u big brain and poisonous mouth me likey." then when they agreed to meet ququ realized he'd been reversed catfished bc feng xiao was hot af

feng-er starts getting jealous of pei jingzhe bc ququ seems to like him ??? bc he was v surprised to see feng xiao in his 'true form' instead of pjz's tinder profile pic, so he starts harassing ququ whether he likes pjz or himself more and ququ is like-