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Best friend sends a picture of her bad man shirtless and it’s like, always baffling to me the chasm sex knowledge puts into understanding other people
Like I will remain wary on him so she hasn’t? Even if she’s not naive she is the one getting laid so like I simply cannot know
By the way the laid I mean isn’t even hurderhurrr genitalstuff like having a ~real romantic interest ~ can be earth shaking after a lot of uhhh fucking and running
Fucking and becoming gradually disillusioned. ~Laid~ is in ideal worlds like everything has been achieved pleasantly and there’s room for more
A playful state of being we should all wish our best friends in
That said, the lad is drama.
I think cause bestie and I have known each other so long and I’m generally in it for the gentle simps, and she for the mad science bro
That I wish in this case our places traded
I must break in to say, in all fairness my type of gentle simp has also been bad (at being) men. All very complex; let’s skip that for now
Trying to tie this thread together omg....
1) happy for her 2) but 3) i will kill him
