Alanis Morissette Voice: "Cause I& #39;ve got one possum in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five"

"What it all comes down to
Is that everything is going to be quite alright
& #39;Cause I& #39;ve got one possum in my pocket
And the other one is hissing at a cigarette"

"cause I& #39;ve got one possum in my pocket,
and the other one screams at own ass"

i feel like I really channeled @destroyed4com4t in this thread.