Jujutsu Kaisen Bulshittery

(made by me)
(collection of small ideas/headcanons)
(GoYuu pair main)
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(Megumi and Gojo, out after an exorcise and it& #39;s raining)

Megumi: where is the umbrella?
Gojo: Umbrella? For what?
Megumi, deadpans: For the rain.
Gojo: Oh, right. You get wet in the rain. Sorry, I never get wet, so I never brought umbrella https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten">
Megumi: (grumbling)
Gojo: Megumii~ I have an idea!
Megumi, deadpans: oh no
Gojo; what if you use your shikigami as your umbrella? Go through the storm training~!
Megumi, looking at the thunder: But-
Gojo; bye bye! I& #39;m waiting for you at the campus!
Megumi:
Megumi: I swear. I will kill him someday.
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Yuuji, pulling down Gojo& #39;s blindfold:
Gojo, confused smiling:
Yuuji:
Yuuji:
Yuuji, pulling Gojo& #39;s blindfold back on: it& #39;s better for the world if you keep it on at all times, Sensei.
Gojo: what do you mean?! Are you saying I& #39;m Ugly?!
(the first years (+ Gojo as supervisor) have a mission to exorcise a cursed cruise ship)

Megumi: don& #39;t worry, we will--
Megumi, looking at the ship, faint music plays:

Gojo & Yuuji, reenacting the Titanic at the Hull:

Nobara, w/ speaker:

Costumer:

Megumi: Right, anyway--
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