My cousin is leaving The Bahamas to marry a man she found on the app "Black & White" who lives in Alabama whom she has met once, last month but they've been talking for 10.5 months and I'm about to take a nap because that's all I can do.
@phdee_ @kissmyelite give me something scary for her to watch right quick, one of them crime shows to change her mind.
My cousin is booked and ready, done turned in her resignation letters, got about $6000 monies in her account, selling her car next week, gave away her clothes, packing her pets up and going to the altar NEXT MONTH.
Her: we ran out of things to talk about on WhatsApp, I feel like I know everything about him...we done row and all.

Me: Oh.
She asked me to be the witness at the wedding...girl, how you wan me live if something happens to you? I don't know this man and neither do you.
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