All these "I want a tech bro" tweets are cracking me up. My sister, it& #39;s not as rosy as you think. Be guided. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">

This boy has not been minding me all week. It& #39;s Friday, finally time to chill. You plan a nice date. Movies + dinner after. Y& #39;all get ready and just as you are about to leave home, his phone rings. Your face goes like ...

"Baby, I need to check something real quick. It won& #39;t take more than 10 minutes"

You sit down and watch him pull out his laptop. Looks like the deployment failed o. Ok let& #39;s fix it.

30 minutes later, you are still there. You finally decide to just turn on the TV and watch netflix.

"Baby I& #39;m almost done, just a little longer ..."

You suddenly wake up to realize it& #39;s 2am. You dozed off while watching TV. Your boyfriend is still working. You give up. Take off your clothes and go to bed.

Let& #39;s try again next Friday.

The end.