All these "I want a tech bro" tweets are cracking me up. My sister, it's not as rosy as you think. Be guided.

This boy has not been minding me all week. It's Friday, finally time to chill. You plan a nice date. Movies + dinner after. Y'all get ready and just as you are about to leave home, his phone rings. Your face goes like ...

"Baby, I need to check something real quick. It won't take more than 10 minutes"

You sit down and watch him pull out his laptop. Looks like the deployment failed o. Ok let's fix it.

30 minutes later, you are still there. You finally decide to just turn on the TV and watch netflix.

"Baby I'm almost done, just a little longer ..."

You suddenly wake up to realize it's 2am. You dozed off while watching TV. Your boyfriend is still working. You give up. Take off your clothes and go to bed.

Let's try again next Friday.

The end.