Halo... is bad.
Come on, it's just another Humanity Fuck Yeah sci-fi shooter with a silent untouchable super soldier type guy.

The best, the undefeated, the immortal Master Chief

Fuck outta here
Hell, even the story is overhyped

Halo CE is a generic story. super soldiers saves the world The characters themselves are pretty bland. John is just the silent strong man and Cortana is just hot navi.
Halo 2: Arbiter stuff is good and he has an okay arc. Nothing really noticeable about John. He's still a boring bland pretty strong super soldier dude and Cortana is still hot navi.

Not worth the hype
Halo 3: Almost nothing in this game made sense, and nearly every major story development required characters being complete idiots.

What really takes the cake is the plan at the end. There's apparently no backup for a mission that has the entire galaxy at stake.
It's critically acclaimed and loved by so many but it seems to be the Michael Bay equivalent of Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles for what it intends to be, I guess.

If you love the Bay, I guess, more power to you.
If it weren't for Hot Navi, I'm pretty sure Halo wouldn't be anywhere as popular.

Like Michael Bay, you come for the explosions but stay for the tits.
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