Halo... is bad.
Come on, it& #39;s just another Humanity Fuck Yeah sci-fi shooter with a silent untouchable super soldier type guy.

The best, the undefeated, the immortal Master Chief

Fuck outta here
Hell, even the story is overhyped

Halo CE is a generic story. super soldiers saves the world The characters themselves are pretty bland. John is just the silent strong man and Cortana is just hot navi.
Halo 2: Arbiter stuff is good and he has an okay arc. Nothing really noticeable about John. He& #39;s still a boring bland pretty strong super soldier dude and Cortana is still hot navi.

Not worth the hype
Halo 3: Almost nothing in this game made sense, and nearly every major story development required characters being complete idiots.

What really takes the cake is the plan at the end. There& #39;s apparently no backup for a mission that has the entire galaxy at stake.
It& #39;s critically acclaimed and loved by so many but it seems to be the Michael Bay equivalent of Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles for what it intends to be, I guess.

If you love the Bay, I guess, more power to you.
If it weren& #39;t for Hot Navi, I& #39;m pretty sure Halo wouldn& #39;t be anywhere as popular.

Like Michael Bay, you come for the explosions but stay for the tits.
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