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If she attracts attention from men in public cus i can't fight and i don't need that stress in my life. https://twitter.com/16cav_/status/1316674631722565633
you're in bull ring one day. you hear a throaty "yo choongting come over here". you try to ignore it and keep walking. but your girl looks and then says the words you're dreading... "aren't you gonna do something?"
no baby i is not im going home
no baby i is not im going home
or say you're walking down ladypool road and someone screams from their car "ur arse is nice"... imma just say thank you and convince my girl i thought they were talking to me 
ugly girls = peace
if anybody needs reassurance this is purely satire i have never had a gf so i don't know what I'd do in the situation
