Thread by @ZaBazz2, I wish I could create an app that blew ya pants off. [...]

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ZaBazz2

I wish I could create an app that blew ya pants off. Urmmm, end tweet?

Great. Now I have a whole shit show of a sketch in my head grrr aggghhh

Under appreciated by your boss? Always working those extra hours? Coworkers passing the crap jobs onto you? Then you need...
& #39;Christmas Party App!!
That& #39;s right! For just $4.99 ($13737 p+p) In one go, at the end of year party you can...

Not just for Christmas parties
*Really, Bill?
No Dave! You can blow people pants off at picnics, the Mall and even Birthday parties!!
*Sounds amazing, Bill!
Oh it get& #39;s better, Dave. For an extra $6272 We& #39;ll throw in & #39;Make Grandma say something about cock at Church app& #39;!

*But Bill, my Grandma is always screaming about cock during Church.
No problem, Dave. For just an extra $4482 we have & #39;Here& #39;s video of every fker that ever dumped me, taking a shit in a bush& #39; app!!

(Now, do I end by saying, I& #39;m not meant to do politics

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Ah man, just lost all my children& #39;s& #39; party bookings

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It has been brought to my attention by voice 4a, (shut tf up 4a, I& #39;m telling them, jeez) that this thread was supposed to have been premised by an advisory that it was to be in your noggin in the style of Ryan Stiles

I HATE 4a. Not as much as 4b though...ooo don& #39;t get me started

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