I wish I could create an app that blew ya pants off. Urmmm, end tweet?
Great. Now I have a whole shit show of a sketch in my head grrr aggghhh
Under appreciated by your boss? Always working those extra hours? Coworkers passing the crap jobs onto you? Then you need...
'Christmas Party App!!
That's right! For just $4.99 ($13737 p+p) In one go, at the end of year party you can...
Not just for Christmas parties
*Really, Bill?
No Dave! You can blow people pants off at picnics, the Mall and even Birthday parties!!
*Sounds amazing, Bill!
Oh it get's better, Dave. For an extra $6272 We'll throw in 'Make Grandma say something about cock at Church app'!
*But Bill, my Grandma is always screaming about cock during Church.
No problem, Dave. For just an extra $4482 we have 'Here's video of every fker that ever dumped me, taking a shit in a bush' app!!
(Now, do I end by saying, I'm not meant to do politics 🤭
Ah man, just lost all my children's' party bookings 🤭 (oooh, where does the apostrophes go 🤣)
It has been brought to my attention by voice 4a, (shut tf up 4a, I'm telling them, jeez) that this thread was supposed to have been premised by an advisory that it was to be in your noggin in the style of Ryan Stiles

I HATE 4a. Not as much as 4b though...ooo don't get me started
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